A Farewell to Arms?
Quick quiz: This sinewy, tattooed arm and enormous hand belong to…
a) The 2009 national arm-wrestling champion
c) Julius Caesar’s personal calendar slave
d) Actress Angelina Jolie
Your time’s up. It’s Angelina Jolie’s actual arm.
No, Blog Guy! What are you saying! Angelina is every guy’s dream woman!
She’s the ideal! She’s perfect! She’s what actress Melanie Griffith used to be!
Oh, that reminds me, here’s Melanie’s arm, below on the right.
This is just horrible! My world is upside down. Nothing makes sense anymore!
So you’re saying you wouldn’t want to go out on a date with Angelina?
I didn’t say that. Could she wear a long-sleeved blouse and mittens?
Top: Actress Angelina Jolie poses during a news conference to promote her movie “Changeling” in Tokyo January 30, 2009. REUTERS/Michael Caronna
Left: Jolie waves to fans at the Japan premiere of her movie “Salt” in Tokyo, July 27, 2010. REUTERS/Issei Kato
Right: Actress Melanie Griffith poses after her arrival for the Starlite Charity Gala at the Hotel Villa Padierna in the southern Spanish town of Benahavis, near Marbella, August 7, 2010. REUTERS/Javier Barbancho