Comments on: Then when I was six, we went to a zoo…

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:26:42 +0000

Mrs. A-V: In my humble opinion, having to choose between George W. Bush and Obama, and having to choose between a Republican and a Democrat, is like having to choose between a urinary infection and a sexually transmitted disease.

They both hurt when you pee. (I’m told.)

Now, why don’t you go pee in your hands and play with it?

By: Mrs. Anti-Virus

Mrs. Anti-Virus — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 01:45:46 +0000

I bet you wish george bush was still president now

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:54:51 +0000

You know, Unca, now that you mention it, Justine does remind me a guy who showed up for boot camp. His name was Leo. Leo could not do ONE pushup, not one. Obviously, he was a no-go.

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 14:24:47 +0000

I hereby nominate Justin Bieber’s “Baby” as the worst song ever. No 2 is Paul Anka’s “You’re Having My Baby,” which at least has the redeeming quality of being used to belt out “You’re having my maggot!” during the move “The Fly.”

One caveat: I haven’t listened to all of Justin Bieber’s songs, so there could be a worse one.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:55:49 +0000

‘Nuff said there Doc!

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:37:19 +0000

Ifly, you ever drive by a traffic accident and couldn’t help but look at it….

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:56:47 +0000

Doc what in the world had you decide to even listen to Justin Bieber in the first place, no less count the number of times he said “Baby”??

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 22:07:24 +0000

I tried counting the number of tiems he says “baby” in “Baby.” I lost count at 55. I kid you not. And the metaphors are fresh, not trite at all: his heart “skips a beat.” I mean, like, wow, like that’s so, totally, like, Baby, wow. Image that sung to an upbeat rythm and blues (like, totally, like Disco) beat.

Try to remember me the way I used to be.

Now, I only have one thought: The tragedy of life is not that one dies or grows old or even grows mean and withered with age. The tragedy of life is having a Justin Bieber song running through your head like an earworm. I will not let that happen to me. Farewell, cruel world!

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:16:29 +0000

Don’t judge him too harshly, Crow. I believe he’s Canadian. He might have actually become something had it not been for a steady diet of poutine and bumbleberry….

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:12:33 +0000

I have googled the lyrcis to Master Bieber’s hit song “One Time”. Leaving aside the appalling grammatical errors and the excessive use of my least favourite contraction (“I’ma” for “I am going to”), I must admit to a level of admiration for the sheer arrogance of “Many have called but the chosen is you”.

I’m a bit confused though, by
“She makes me happy
I know where I’ll be
Right by your side
‘Cause she is the one”
Who what now ?