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And the next Angelina Jolie is…
Blog Guy, I read your item on Angelina Jolie this week, and it made me wonder who the next “perfect” woman will be.
If you look at Angelina’s sensuous, supple lips, big eyes, mannish hands, and that smile that says, “I could kill you with a pencil,” and put them all together, who do we have?
Good question. Only one other actress has all that.
You mean?
Yes, it’s Mrs. Potato Head’s moment to shine. She is one hot potato!
Tanks for nothing…
“This is General Johnson, come in Alpha Dog. Are the assault vessels in place? Roger that…
“Affirmative, we’re all set for the attack. I want you to deploy all 1,000 of our T-69 amphibious tanks and begin our surprise invasion. Push ‘em into the water, boys, now!
“These amphibious assault vehicles will give us the edge we need, roaring out of the sea and onto the land before those poor bastards know what hit ‘em.
“This is our chance to teach them a lesson that… What, Lamar? No, that can’t be!
“Boys, my goofy major tells me the T-69s are NOT amphibious. Is he just jerking my chain?
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Now you make me hungry again!