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Blog Guy, I read your item on Angelina Jolie this week, and it made me wonder who the next “perfect” woman will be.
If you look at Angelina’s sensuous, supple lips, big eyes, mannish hands, and that smile that says, “I could kill you with a pencil,” and put them all together, who do we have?
Good question. Only one other actress has all that.
You mean?
Yes, it’s Mrs. Potato Head’s moment to shine. She is one hot potato!
That’s amazing, Blog Guy! The resemblance is uncanny! I guess that’s why you make the medium-size bucks!
Exactly. I expect Mrs. Potato Head to make her leap to the Jolie level very soon. First, look for her to adopt some Tater Tots.
And then what’s her next bold move?
It’s obvious. After that, it’s “Oh Brad, you want fries with that?”
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Top: Playskool’s Mrs. Potato Head and Jeep, portraying Marmaduke, cross paths at the BlogHer ’10 conference in New York, August 6, 2010. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine/Hasbro/Handout
Left: Actress Angelina Jolie attends a news conference to promote her movie “Salt” in Tokyo, July 27, 2010. REUTERS/Toru Hana
Right: Swarovski crystal-encrusted Mrs. and Mr. Potato Head figures on display at the opening of the United States Potato Board’s “Healthy Mr. Potato Head Quarters” in New York, in 2006 file photo. REUTERS/United States Potato Board/Ray Stubblebine
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Ummm… fries!!!
i like Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head… they were so cute in Toy Story 3…
Yes, I love animation movies… make what you will of that!
Beautiful dog.
at we now know where the term “hot potato” comes from
except we won’t want to throw this one away as soon was we get it
That dog is awesome! I want one!
Wow, the Potato Heads got BeDazzled!
You know how some people are so obsessed they get platic surgery to look like Beyonce or Angelina Jolie. Well, we now know who Angelina Jolie was obsessed with!
Is it wrong that I wonder what variety of potato Mrs Potato Head is?
That Mrs. Potato Head! Always a step ahead of the fashionistas – there she is sporting that sparkly lip gloss!
Kudos to Mr. Potato Head! Stuck by his glamorous wife all these years, always nice to the press. Why just look at those big smiles as they stand arm in arm. They hash out all their differences in private…
Yes Onedoor, but it helps that she never lost her apeel…
Hash! That’s a good one! As a kid, I wondered what variety Mr. PH was too, CG. What else would a potato farmer’s kid wonder? I conclude he is a Russet. And that Mrs. PH is half-baked.
And all meretricious.
You shut your mouth, Doc! Mrs. PH is a sweet potato!
LOL.. really cool one RB
BG, haven’t you seen the commercial where Mrs. PH is nagging/scolding/lecturing Mr. PH in the convertible while he is driving. Eventually, her mouth flies off and out of the car, and Mr. PH keeps right on driving. And he smiles, smiles, smiles….
It would certainly be wrong to wonder what sort of potato disease the potato heads in the bottom picture were suffering from, CG/Doc.
Which reminds me, I should get on with the potato head balaclava.
Those potatoes do seem to have some cancerous growths, KN. I hope Mr. and Mrs. PH wear sunscreen. I protect mine with little straw hatties. Sunburnt potatoes have toxic glycoalkaloids, ya know.
Powdery scab.
Oh, wait, the bottom photo? Silver scurf.
Hope you are not going to explain watcha mean by the glyco… glyca… glyamathingies…
Dont wanna zap ya..
Although a little sunburn on a new potato is tasty.
MMMmmm roasted potatos! Add a little onion and garlic and it’s good to go!
Now you make me hungry again!