News, but not the serious kind
And the next Angelina Jolie is…
Blog Guy, I read your item on Angelina Jolie this week, and it made me wonder who the next “perfect” woman will be.
If you look at Angelina’s sensuous, supple lips, big eyes, mannish hands, and that smile that says, “I could kill you with a pencil,” and put them all together, who do we have?
Good question. Only one other actress has all that.
Yes, it’s Mrs. Potato Head’s moment to shine. She is one hot potato!
That’s amazing, Blog Guy! The resemblance is uncanny! I guess that’s why you make the medium-size bucks!
Exactly. I expect Mrs. Potato Head to make her leap to the Jolie level very soon. First, look for her to adopt some Tater Tots.
And then what’s her next bold move?
It’s obvious. After that, it’s “Oh Brad, you want fries with that?”
Top: Playskool’s Mrs. Potato Head and Jeep, portraying Marmaduke, cross paths at the BlogHer ’10 conference in New York, August 6, 2010. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine/Hasbro/Handout
Left: Actress Angelina Jolie attends a news conference to promote her movie “Salt” in Tokyo, July 27, 2010. REUTERS/Toru Hana
Right: Swarovski crystal-encrusted Mrs. and Mr. Potato Head figures on display at the opening of the United States Potato Board’s “Healthy Mr. Potato Head Quarters” in New York, in 2006 file photo. REUTERS/United States Potato Board/Ray Stubblebine