News, but not the serious kind
Thanks for auditioning, we’ll call you…
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I’m a dancer looking for work. Whenever I say I’m a dancer, people think I mean stripper.
Yeah, that’s a common problem. I notice the same thing when I tell people I’m a blogger. What can I do for you?
Like I said, I’m looking for work. You know anybody who’s hiring dancers right now?
Um, well, strangely enough, yes. It looks like they’re doing a revival of the classic, “A Chorus Line.”
Awesome! Broadway? Off-Broadway?
Way, Way, Extremely Off-Broadway. In Siberia.
I don’t know about that. I don’t think I can get there on my subway line.
It’s up to you. As you can see, try-outs are underway right now.
And you’re sure I don’t have to strip?
Uh-oh. Actually, looking at the rest of our photos, I can’t promise that.
Well, how bad can it be? Wish me luck, I’m off to Liberia!
Drunk men are tested at a specialized joint police-medical sobering-up station in Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, August 11, 2010. Policemen took part in a search raid for drunk people to detain and deliver them to special drying-out cells where they can sober up. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin