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Don’t show him your butt, Lamar!
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Until today, my favorite oxymoron – and I’ve blogged on the subject frequently – was “homemade submarine.”
But now, we have a new winner. This video clip shows a spectator being gored during an “amateur bullfight.” I am not making that up.
Like it’s not stupid enough to have “professional” bullfights, we now have to have amateur ones, too? Is this some kind of local reality show, “So You Think You can Fight A Bull?”
But it gets worse. Much worse. We are informed that the guy who is getting gored entered the ring “to retrieve a personal item.”
Are you fricking kidding me?
What kind of “personal item” do you enter a bull ring to retrieve? Your mother? The antidote to a poison you just took? Tina Fey’s home phone number?
“Yo, Lamar! What the HELL are you doin’ there in that bull ring?”
“Oh, it’s okay, Blog Guy. I dropped my lucky charm, but I’m sure I’ll find it in just a min……….”
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I don’t know, BG. That looks like a professional bull to me. I hereby nominate all the amatuer bull fighters for a Darwin award!
Professional bull: FTW!
@JustCam: Good one
The caption is missing from the pic, Mr.B… maybe you could.. you know… write something realllllly witty…
Shra, there is no caption. Those aren’t regular still photos like I usually use, they’re just screen grabs from the video clip I linked to. So no wit is necessary on my part.
The personal item must be the newspaper. That’s the only thing strewn about the area…before his body parts.
He was probably retrieving his double secret amateur bullfighter cape. What an oxy MORON! Ole? Not. Medic! Yes!
Goes to prove the old saying:
“Never approach a goat from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any angle”.
He musta dropped his vuvuzela.
LOL!!! Jazz that was funny!
Go bull!
Should I know who Tina Fey is?
I find Tina Fey very forgetable.
@justCAM…funny! Yes, the bull had a very impressive resume!
Where did Tina Fey come from?
Pennsylvania, Shra….
I meant in the conversation, Baz! Jeez! What does one have to do to maintain a conversation! (rolling eyes!)
Only kidding, Mr.B.
Oh I get you, Shra. Upper Darby, Pennsylvania.
Right. Muchas gracias, Senor B… Unca, aquel gringo es mucho loco…
Spin, I disagree: Sarah Palin’s impression of herself was funnier.