News, but not the serious kind
Don’t show him your butt, Lamar!
Until today, my favorite oxymoron – and I’ve blogged on the subject frequently – was “homemade submarine.”
But now, we have a new winner. This video clip shows a spectator being gored during an “amateur bullfight.” I am not making that up.
Like it’s not stupid enough to have “professional” bullfights, we now have to have amateur ones, too? Is this some kind of local reality show, “So You Think You can Fight A Bull?”
But it gets worse. Much worse. We are informed that the guy who is getting gored entered the ring “to retrieve a personal item.”
Are you fricking kidding me?
What kind of “personal item” do you enter a bull ring to retrieve? Your mother? The antidote to a poison you just took? Tina Fey’s home phone number?
“Yo, Lamar! What the HELL are you doin’ there in that bull ring?”
“Oh, it’s okay, Blog Guy. I dropped my lucky charm, but I’m sure I’ll find it in just a min……….”