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Honey, is that you? How was your fight? Did you torture another poor creature to death?
I can’t understand what you’re saying. Sounds like somebody stopped off for a few beers with his amigos, huh?
I’m just thinking about dinner, hon. How about a nice butt steak?
Ah, I know, a RUMP roast! We can serve it with buns!
Nogo nogo nogo!
And for dessert, your favorite! Black bottom pie!
I guess I’d better start cooking, sweetie. I don’t want to get, uh, behind! Open the window a crack, will you?
Spanish banderiller Pedro Muriel is gored by a bull during a bullfight at the Malagueta bullring in Malaga August 22, 2010. Banderillers are bullfighter’s assistants whose role is to weaken the bull’s massive neck and shoulder muscles using harpoon pointed sticks known as banderillas (little flags). Muriel was gored in the right thigh but his wound is not serious, said his manager Ignacio Gonzalez to the magazine Mundotoro. REUTERS/Jon Nazca