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Insert zany cartoon sound here…
Honey, is that you? How was your fight? Did you torture another poor creature to death?
Mmmmmpffffffffff…..
I can’t understand what you’re saying. Sounds like somebody stopped off for a few beers with his amigos, huh?
Urrrrrfwack!
I’m just thinking about dinner, hon. How about a nice butt steak?
Nogo nogo!
Ah, I know, a RUMP roast! We can serve it with buns!
Nogo nogo nogo!
And for dessert, your favorite! Black bottom pie!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
I guess I’d better start cooking, sweetie. I don’t want to get, uh, behind! Open the window a crack, will you?
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Spanish banderiller Pedro Muriel is gored by a bull during a bullfight at the Malagueta bullring in Malaga August 22, 2010. Banderillers are bullfighter’s assistants whose role is to weaken the bull’s massive neck and shoulder muscles using harpoon pointed sticks known as banderillas (little flags). Muriel was gored in the right thigh but his wound is not serious, said his manager Ignacio Gonzalez to the magazine Mundotoro. REUTERS/Jon Nazca
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Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuchhhh!!!!
“Gored”. Now I must know does that mean the bulls horn actually went into the guys bummy bum bum or is dude just sitting…so to speak… on the horn as he takes a ride over the boards? I am really hoping for the former!
Can you see the blood spatters??
Sproiiinnnggggg!!!!
BG, he may have wanted one of those classy black barf bags as he leaned over the wall.
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you just served?’
The waiter replied, ‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!’
The cowboy said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.’
The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.’
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, ‘These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.’
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‘Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.
Wow, what a Bum-er. That horn may have stopped in his right thigh (though it looks more like the left to me – did someone flip the photo again?) but it sure looks like it started out somewhat to the South.
But any way you look at it, that guy is still sitting on the horns of a dilemma!
Why am I still a new commenter? Is there a quota?
Yay for the the bull! At least he had a few minutes of glory before the idiots killed him.
Oh, so this is why that song was written…
He has sounded forth the trumpet
That shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men
Before His judgment seat.
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him!
Be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.
Gore thee, Gore thee, hallelujah!
Gore thee, Gore thee, hallelujah!
Gore thee, Gore thee, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
You could put that bull on your car, Bob. He’s a bumper sticker!
Well in any case he is now a soprano in the local choir.
Well that matador sure is feeling a little horny, and no bull.
OK, he’s feel a lotta horny, with plenty of bull.
Yay! I’m no longer a ‘new commenter’ – do I get a certificate or something? Maybe with a discount voucher to Dave’s Goat Emporium?
I’ve never heard of the job of “banderiller” before. Hopefully it often ends like this.
@Doc: I hope the meal included the spiffy black barf bag.
I hope so, One. As far as the zany cartoon sound for this photo, I think I very much like DING DONG!
I hope so, One. As far as the zany cartoon sound for this photo, I think I very much like DING DONG!
Must have been in Spain ’cause I’m pretty sure they use donkeys for that in Mexico.
Doc, LOL!!!!
Nosmo… we should actually get free access to the Goat Emporium… all included in the package of being a OEer…
Revenge of the bull
served hot
The zanny cartoon noise is “Pichaaak”
He’s gonna need an extra doughnut, for sure.
What a creative group of writers/posters you are!
Alex: For $1000..the spa treatment seen here….
Me:
Alex: Yes, Kelli?
Me: What is a Spanish colon cleanse?
Alex: That is correct.
Oh no! My secret identity has been cracked! Whatever shall I do? Well…I suppose I could stop wearing the plastic wrap mask now…What’s that you say? It’s transparent? Ah! But I did get the one that was tinted pink! That counts for something right? It should definitely be easier to breathe without that thing…
If you happen to see an arch nemesis with foil wrapped around his head…tell him my name is Bob…
gives whole new meaning to meat on a stick
Rectum? Damn near KILLED em
“Muriel was gored in the right thigh but his wound is not serious” -> His right thigh isn’t seriously wounded because he didn’t get gored there, his ASS did.
Served wet and warm