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How drunk do you have to BE, Lamar?
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So Doc, tell me. How did the operation go to remove that cyst? I feel great!
Well Lamar, surprisingly it wasn’t a cyst at all. It was a bullet, lodged right there in your head, I’d say for five or six years. You’ve been carrying it around all this time.
A bullet, huh? I’ll be! I guess that would be from a New Year’s Eve party.
What? How do you know that, Lamar?
Oh, every New Year’s Eve my relatives and I bring our guns to a party and get really, really drunk and shoot at each other.
It’s, you know, a family tradition. I’ll bet it was a 9 mm bullet, am I right? That darned cousin Ted!
No Lamar, it wasn’t a 9 mm.
Hmmmm. A .38 caliber then? Why, when I get hold of my sister, Susie!
It wasn’t a .38 caliber either, Lamar. It was a .22 caliber.
No way! It must have been one of Susie’s little twins, Lonnie and Bonnie! Those rascals! They KNOW head shots are against the rules, but I guess when you’re shooting from a high chair….
Lamar, this is incredible! As your doctor I need to ask, how drunk do you have to BE to forget something like this happening to you?
Something like what, Doc?
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Right: An X-ray released by German police August 24, 2010, shows a bullet lodged in the back of the head of a man. REUTERS/Bochum Police/handout
Left: Poles drink champagne at Warsaw’s old town square, during a street party January 1, 1999, as fireworks light up the sky. REUTERS
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Are theose really wireforks? Uhh… I mean fireworks!
And I have been mean drunk only once up until now… greaaaaaaaaat feeling… but I remember EVERYTHING… is that is how it is supposed to be?
Lamar and me are such opposites…
I just hate it when that happens. It’s like a bad song that gets stuck in your head and you can’t get it out.
I’ll be he was listening to Guns N’ Roses. Maybe .38 Special.
Drunken boxing is my second favorite martial arts style. If anyone is interested in seeing Jackie Chan attempting to act like a degenerate tough guy bully go rent “Drunken Master”. It’s a laugh!
What an airhead! Good thing that bullet didn’t make it any further or his head would’ve deflated.
lol@Homer x-ray!
It’s a bullet? Oh good. I thought it was an alien implantation story…
I think the bullet may have impacted Lamar’s editing of your headline Bas. I’d shoot him again on the other side of the brain to even stuff out a little.
You’re absolutely right, onequart. I’ve fixed it.
Maybe just shoot him on the other side and hope for better penetration?
On second thought, never mind. The world would be a lot more boring without the Lamars in it.
OK, that fireworks photo.
It has a guy pouring champagne into a glass, held by a grey-gloved hand that appears to be emerging out of the back of a woman’s head.
And you thought Lamar had issues with a teeny bullet stuck in his skull. Try explaining how you have a whole other person stuck in there.
@Spin – digital x-ray has a lot to answer for.
Herr Homer was taking in der new year while noshing on BG’s medidoughnut with sprinkles.
Naaah it an emergency reponder beacon and GPS locator lamars wife was really wondering why it took 2 weeks when he said he was going out for a brats the year before
I saw a white trilby the other day and I was really tempted to buy it…. should I? Shouldnt I?
Doc, you have a post dedicated to you!!! No one noticed that even after 17 comments!!!
Some drunk I’d say.. :O