Do you have a date for the ball?

September 1, 2010

SERBIA/

Blog Guy, I saw a bunch of Reuters photos from the World Testicle Cooking Championship, and I was surprised you didn’t cover it in your blog.

Yeah, well, I found one of the photos very disturbing, so I just went into denial.

SERBIA/Ah, I know the one. The apron with a naked guy on it, right?

No, I was okay with that.

Hmmmm. The one with somebody holding those gross pig’s testicles?

No, I could handle that okay.

Say no more. It was the steaming cooking pot full of testicles? Right?

Nope.

SERBIA/Then what was the photo that pushed you over the edge?

The shot above, of a dude with a hat in front of his face, swinging a big-ass ax at an event where they need as many loose testicles as possible.

Ewwwwwwwww! I see what you mean. Now I won’t sleep tonight.

BTW Blog Guy, did you get any photos at those fancy formal dances on the last night of the testicle championship?

You mean the balls?

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Top: A man chops wood during the annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbian village of Ozrem, August 28, 2010.

Left: A man offers a beer to his friend during the event.

Right: A man cooks pig testicles during the event.

REUTERS photos by Marko Djurica

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Thanks, BG… just the thng I needed to read as I comtemplated lunch… You should write for WeightWatchers..

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

That man should have the ax taken away from him…

Bet the dinner at the ball is swell. “Oh, waiter, could I have a piece of toast, please? No, no peanut butter. NOTHING with nuts in it.”

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Geez, Shra. I post my first item a full hour earlier than usual today, and all you do is complain?

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Ah well, if I dont, I wont be me now, would I?
And I notice the tag of “Oh Barf!”… niiiiiiicee!

Dont worry, very few things ruin my appetite and I am not daft enough to tell you what they are…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

They should be drinking Coca-Cola with the pig “things”: “Things go better with Coke!”

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

Interesting, Shra. What are they?

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Like I said, BG, I aint daft enough to let you in on THAT!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

FYI, they are delicious!

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive

The one with the pendant.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

By the end of the day are the competitors getting a little testy?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

Shra, I did see that you said you wouldn’t tell me what they are. I just thought if I asked again very quickly I could confuse you.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Can we volunteer people to be attendees? Perhaps the wild axe-swinger could be bribed into swinging slightly less wildly, and more on the target of my choosing…

Posted by sarabelle | Report as abusive

Yes, I believe they do take requests, sarabelle.

But then again, this is something you as an amateur could do, too…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Beware, sarabelle. I’m still suffering from a case of axe-wielder’s elbow.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

You cant confuse an OSUer, laddie!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

I’m glad it’s a cooking contest and not an eating contest; though, I’m sure the ‘food’ doesn’t go to waste.

Question: If this contest is in Serbia, then why is the T-shirt in English? Unless it is a covert ‘operation’… which reminds me, has anyone seen the movie Hard Candy??? (Dear Spam-Basket – no, the movie is not porn.)

Posted by drgnbait | Report as abusive

Welcome back, Unca. We’ve been having a good time with Sergei, your Russian friend, this week….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

How about the girl lying behind(or beside) the guy w/the ax? Her “assets” put Kim Kardashian to shame. Gotta love trick photography!

Posted by MamaC326 | Report as abusive

“I heard that the attendees weren’t happy with this year’s event. They blamed it on poor management.”

“So what happened to the executive director?”

“He got the sack.”

Posted by HaroldW | Report as abusive

MamaC! I knew you would comment on the girl’s assets!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Sorry, you guys need to have your eyes checked. How many doughnuts have you had today, anyhow?

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

I want one of those t-shirts. The idiot with the axe is in more danger of cutting his bare feet off than anything.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Soin and MamaC’s confusion is very obvious, Mr.B… I am surprised how you havent picked up the reason for it… how many doughnuts have YOU had?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

No problemo, sistah!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

The guy in the second pic will nom various testicles from various aminammmmals but is disgusted by a beer. Could that also count as a sign of the apocolypse?

Unca your girlfriend with her tent shaped butt is haaawt! Does she have a sister?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Awww Unca not even a third cousin 5th removed??

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Anybody notice that the logo on the tee shirt looks like the McDonald’s Golden Arches? Do they sell McNuggets in Serbia?

Posted by Mighty_Malakai | Report as abusive

Malakai, that was a nutty one! ;)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Boris? Is he the one with the back hair that would make a bear go “whoah, that’s a lotta back hair!”? If so I expect a ringski on my phoneski! ;)

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Fun bags? Did someone say fun bags? Where??? Only if they don’t have white lines or swans blocking them!

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