News, but not the serious kind
Do you have a date for the ball?
Blog Guy, I saw a bunch of Reuters photos from the World Testicle Cooking Championship, and I was surprised you didn’t cover it in your blog.
Yeah, well, I found one of the photos very disturbing, so I just went into denial.
Ah, I know the one. The apron with a naked guy on it, right?
No, I was okay with that.
Hmmmm. The one with somebody holding those gross pig’s testicles?
No, I could handle that okay.
Say no more. It was the steaming cooking pot full of testicles? Right?
Then what was the photo that pushed you over the edge?
The shot above, of a dude with a hat in front of his face, swinging a big-ass ax at an event where they need as many loose testicles as possible.
Ewwwwwwwww! I see what you mean. Now I won’t sleep tonight.
BTW Blog Guy, did you get any photos at those fancy formal dances on the last night of the testicle championship?
You mean the balls?
Top: A man chops wood during the annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbian village of Ozrem, August 28, 2010.
Left: A man offers a beer to his friend during the event.
Right: A man cooks pig testicles during the event.
REUTERS photos by Marko Djurica