News, but not the serious kind
Imagine there’s no toilet, it’s easy if you try…
Blog Guy, the last sign of the approaching Apocalypse you told us about was singer Justin Bieber publishing his memoirs, but I believe there was another one this week that you overlooked.
Those of us sitting out here waiting for the End of the World count on your blog for timely telltale signs.
Okay, okay. Yes, this week someone at an auction paid $14,740 for John Lennon’s toilet.
These are indications our society no longer gets the difference between actual greatness and plain old personal objects.
Was this really Lennon’s toilet?
Yeah, he used it from 1969 to 1971.
He used it two whole years? What, did he get some bad egg salad?
No, I don’t mean he used it constantly, you dullard.
Is there any indication Lennon wrote anything while, you know, using this toilet?
I believe he was sitting on it when he wrote the “Beatles” song, “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window.”
I thought Paul McCartney wrote that.
Shut up and don’t spoil a good funny line. McCartney wrote it while he was using Lennon’s toilet, okay?
Anyways, Blog Guy, the news I was talking about this week was that Bristol Palin is going to be on “Dancing with the Stars.” Isn’t that an Apocalyptic sign?
Indeed it is. And if even one person watches Palin on “Dancing” while also reading Bieber’s memoirs during the commercial breaks, you won’t even have to bother showing up for work the next day. That’s a promise.