Talk to the head, Ma!
“Sis, I was looking in the attic at the Palace yesterday, and you won’t believe what I found! I opened this old hatbox, and there was Anne Boleyn’s head!
“I’m serious! It’s shrunk, but it’s still about this big, and it really stinks!
“I guess after Henry chopped it off back in 1536, he just kept it as a souvenir…
“Hey Sis, look at Ma! She’s really pissed! She doesn’t like to hear about gross stuff…
“Come on, Ma, smile! It’s me, Charlie! Didn’t I come up to Scotland and eat Haggis for you?
“Uh-oh Ma, look what I have in my hand! It’s Anne Boleyn’s little head! She’s saying, ‘Elizabeth, can we stop at a Stuckey’s for a Pecan Log Roll on the way back to London? Pleeeeeese?’
“Oh Ma, don’t be such a grump! Who died and made YOU queen?”
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth (L) Prince Charles (C) and Princess Anne (R) attend the Braemar Gathering, in Braemar Scotland September 4, 2010. REUTERS photos by Russell Cheyne