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September 10, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, I have some fashion needs that you’ve never addressed. I’m a strumpet.

NEWYORK-FASHION/PROJECT RUNWAYYou mean the band instrument?

Not a trumpet you imbecile, a strumpet! You know, Jezebel? Floozy? Trollop?

Isn’t that a Coney Island law firm?

Gosh, you’re even thicker than I’ve heard, Blog Guy, and frankly that’s very hard to imagine.

Look, us tramps like to look nice when we go out, especially since we go out pretty often. Where should we be looking for the latest fashions? Paris? Milan?

No, you should go to New York. I was at Fashion Week yesterday, and it sounds like if  ”No reasonable offer refused” is the message you want to send, the designers can make it happen this year. Here are some of the outfits.

Hey, wait! That “creation” on the right? My grandma wore that in 1962! I have pictures of her in it!

FASHION/Oh, I’m sorry. It brings back sad memories for you, huh?

Sad? Heck no, she got engaged to her third husband in that outfit, just as they left their church one Sunday morning. Good times….

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A model presents a creation during the Project Runway Spring 2011 collection at New York Fashion Week September 9, 2010. REUTERS/Eric Thayer

Models present creations from the Richie Rich Spring/Summer 2011 collection at New York Fashion Week September 9, 2010.  REUTERS/Lucas Jackson

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I see boooooooots! where the rest of you may see a lot of flesh!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Almost close enough for Shra to really see the shoes.

Posted by REDruin | Report as abusive
 

The model in the middle of the second pic is also a dude. Scary.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Boots? What? Where?

Thanks Ifly – I wasn’t going to look that closely…

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive
 

No, Mr.Pilot, she is a Size-Zero Model…
and the guys look gay in those pink shorts and hardly there tie-me-down-vests…

Red, I would spot a pair of shoes anywhere in BG’s pics… thats a part of my special OE powers.. :D

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Shra, I stick to my claim, that’s a dude. A size zero dude but a dude nonetheless.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

oh, I know…but I like the names and descriptions you give of them, and you can’t really see enough details in those pics to wax poetic on them!
I was also disppointed we didn’t get critiques of all those shoes on your birthday post…I was looking for the crazy names you come up with for them!

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A tranny then?

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Imma let you finish, but there are NO dudes in the bottom picture…

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive
 

Supple, purple leather over the knee platform boots, Shra. Ah, I was ahead of the trend. Had a pair of almond toe purple knee high boots that I finally got rid of. Sticking to basic black once again!

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And no, I wasn’t a hussy in them, thank you very much!

You sure that outfit isn’t from an old sci-fi movie? I can almost picture a cardboard console or plastic space ship in the background.

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Unca, they all lites KWestes’ fire.

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive
 

KWest, do you like fishsticks?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Red… over the knee, pointed toe black leather boots…
and the ones from my blog were were what BG called them… spiky, hurting where it hurts most, medieval chainmail funky heels.. :)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

amazing models… NOT :D

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Shra sees boots, I see face glitter.

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Spin, he could actually be RD Jr… :O

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

When you dress like that, you loose all privileges of being called a “dude” … dude. They’re NOT men, but they sure ain’t women, either.

Posted by bobSmith | Report as abusive
 

Imma let you finsihs, Ifly, but first, yes, I love fishsticks…

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive
 

Imma let you finsihs, Ifly, but first, yes, I love fishsticks…

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I loves them so much just thinking about fishsticks makes me unable to spell.

Posted by KWest | Report as abusive
 

KWest, ha ha you are a gay fish!

(Ok Great Spam Basket Filter before you get all uppity about that it’s a South Park reference!)

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Super cereal Spin? Excelsior!!!! :D

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

You surely mean crumpet, Spin… ;)

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