Hot fashions for the fussy hussy?
Hey Blog Guy, I have some fashion needs that you’ve never addressed. I’m a strumpet.
You mean the band instrument?
Not a trumpet you imbecile, a strumpet! You know, Jezebel? Floozy? Trollop?
Isn’t that a Coney Island law firm?
Gosh, you’re even thicker than I’ve heard, Blog Guy, and frankly that’s very hard to imagine.
Look, us tramps like to look nice when we go out, especially since we go out pretty often. Where should we be looking for the latest fashions? Paris? Milan?
No, you should go to New York. I was at Fashion Week yesterday, and it sounds like if “No reasonable offer refused” is the message you want to send, the designers can make it happen this year. Here are some of the outfits.
Hey, wait! That “creation” on the right? My grandma wore that in 1962! I have pictures of her in it!
Oh, I’m sorry. It brings back sad memories for you, huh?
Sad? Heck no, she got engaged to her third husband in that outfit, just as they left their church one Sunday morning. Good times….
A model presents a creation during the Project Runway Spring 2011 collection at New York Fashion Week September 9, 2010. REUTERS/Eric Thayer
Models present creations from the Richie Rich Spring/Summer 2011 collection at New York Fashion Week September 9, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson