News, but not the serious kind
What are you boys doing in this dive?
Blog Guy, I’m a woman with a question about human nature. How dumb are guys?
You know, I mean how really, really stupid are they? Will they do absolutely anything if they think it will impress a pretty woman?
Of course. Are you from Jupiter or something?
Look, Here’s a picture of some guys diving from a cliff about two miles up, as hula girls watch them. Chances are the dudes can’t even swim, but when hula girls ask you to do something….
Stop! Nobody could be that dumb. What could the hula girls possibly have said to them?
Something subtle, like, “Oooooh, us hula girls would love to spend time with you boys, but first, jump onto those jagged rocks down there while we watch!”
Then the smartest guy probably said, “Sure, but how will we find you once we’re down there? And then the hula girls would have said, “Oh, we’ll be there, we know a short cut!”
Look, give these guys some credit. My bet is they’re probably champion divers who know every inch of the coastline.
Is that right? My bet is you haven’t seen the uncropped photo. There isn’t even any water there.
Yikes! That IS moronic beyond belief! What’s likely to happen to them?
Well, just speaking for myself, I was in a body cast for eight months.
Local hula girls watch the lead-up to the final round of the 2010 Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series in Oahu, Hawaii, September 8, 2010. REUTERS/Romina Amato and Dean Treml/Red Bull/Handout