Male models? Models of WHAT?
Blog Guy, my friends and I are guys who sincerely want the same thing most young men want.
Exactly. But we have a problem. We’re not exactly George Clooney in the looks department, if you take my meaning.
How bad is it? Do chicks run away from you screaming?
Only the ones who see us coming. Anyway, we have grotesque haircuts, crazed eyes and look like we’re barely conscious… Some of us lack chins.
Wow. Are you as bad as Mickey Rourke?
No, but almost. What can we do?
Relax. Just do what other scary guys do these days. Become male models.
Um, don’t you have to look handsome for that?
Not anymore. Check out these actual male models from the current New York Fashion Week. I mean, these dudes are getting PAID at least minimum wage, maybe more!
Holy crap, thanks! We’re on our way, if we can find a bus that will stop for us!
Awesome. Hey, if you see Mickey, pick him up too…
Combo: Models from New York Fashion Week, September 12, 2010. REUTERS photos by Lucas Jackson and Kena Betancur.
Right: A model presents a creation during the Duckie Brown Spring 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week, September 10, 2010. REUTERS/Jamie Fine
Left: Actor Mickey Rourke poses during a photocall for the movie Iron Man 2 in Los Angeles, April 23, 2010. REUTERS/Gus Ruelas