Male models? Models of WHAT?

September 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, my friends and I are guys who sincerely want the same thing most young men want.

Girls?

NEWYORK-FASHON/Exactly. But we have a problem. We’re not exactly George Clooney in the looks department, if you take my meaning.

How bad is it? Do chicks run away from you screaming?

Only the ones who see us coming. Anyway, we have grotesque haircuts, crazed eyes and look like we’re barely conscious… Some of us lack chins.

Wow. Are you as bad as Mickey Rourke?

No, but almost. What can we do?

Relax. Just do what other scary guys do these days. Become male models.

Um, don’t you have to look handsome for that?

Not anymore. Check out these actual male models from the current New York Fashion Week. I mean, these dudes are getting PAID at least minimum wage, maybe more!

Holy crap, thanks! We’re on our way, if we can find a bus that will stop for us!

Awesome. Hey, if you see Mickey, pick him up too…

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Combo: Models from New York Fashion Week, September 12, 2010. REUTERS photos by Lucas Jackson and Kena Betancur.

Right: A model presents a creation during the Duckie Brown Spring 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week, September 10, 2010. REUTERS/Jamie Fine

Left: Actor Mickey Rourke poses during a photocall for the movie Iron Man 2 in Los Angeles, April 23, 2010. REUTERS/Gus Ruelas

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I think Mickey Rourke has a nice voice… and he doesnt look half bad in Iron Man 2…
Now… about those male models… well.. I dont think they are in the healthy zone… are they?
They look like Size 0 models to me…

Who agrees! Hands up!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Aaaargh!! It’s Armageddon. As in arm-a-geddon out of here! (acknowledgements are due to the late great Spike Milligan for that one).

Posted by ExpatP | Report as abusive

Now Mickey looks like the personification of a bad hair day.

I’d say they are models of how not to look if I was a-guessin’. ‘specially the no-chin Billy Idol wanna-be.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

I must have the photoshopped versions of the pics because all those dudes… and this time there is no mistaking they are ALL dudes…. clearly have chins.

Well maybe the dude with long hair was a chick who decided she wanted to be a dude. Or Lurch lost a few pounds and started a new career. Who can really tell?

To Mickey Rourke: I want that hour and change back I spent watching The Wrestler!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Be honest now, Mr B. These aren’t really male models.
I mean, the vacant stare, the dishevelled uncoordinated look, the drawn pale complexion due to drinking too hard and smoking too much.
These guys are all journalism majors!

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

Was the runway in a wind tunnel?

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Lol! Good one, One.. :D

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive