Moody? It’s just a fez she’s going through!
Lamar, I’ve been looking at our creations for the fashion show, and I know what’s missing.
What’s that, Boss?
Hats. I think each model should wear a colored hat. Maybe like a fez.
Fez? The candy you carry in that little dispenser?
No, you dimwit, that’s Pez! I said a fez, like they wear in the Middle East. Everybody is talking about that area these days, Lamar…
Yeah, but not in a good way, Boss. Where we gonna get a dozen fez hats in two minutes?
Do I have to do everything, Lamar?
Go to the bar in the VIP lounge! They have lots of colorful ice buckets beside the liquor bottles. Steal those, and put one on each girl’s head. Hurry! The show is about to start!
I gotta hand it to you, Boss! That was a brilliant idea. The girls look great!
Great? Lamar, their teeth are chattering, they’re shivering and water is rolling down the front of our expensive creations!
Oh. Boss, did you want me to empty the ice buckets first?
Models present creations from the PPQ 2011 spring/summer collection during London Fashion Week, September 17, 2010. REUTERS photos by Paul Hackett