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The world’s most dangerous sport?
Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my haberdasher’s chimney sweep?
That’s why I’m here, to settle stupid bets. What is it this time?
What is the most dangerous game in the world? I say it’s Floppy Clown Shoe Minefield Parachuting, but the chimney sweep thinks it’s Lightning Storm Aluminum Pacemaker Pole Vaulting. Who’s right?
Neither of you. It’s Hokey Pokey Russian Roulette, as seen here in a photo from the recent world finals.
But I’m not familiar with this game at all, and it doesn’t look so dangerous to me.
Oh yeah? Just wait another two minutes until they release the Hand Grenade Monkeys. As the song says, “That’s what it’s all about…” Say, why does your haberdasher need a chimney sweep, anyway?
To care for his stovepipe hats. What else?
Armed policemen from the Special Weapons and Tactics unit participate in an anti-terrorism drill in Beijing, September 23, 2010. REUTERS/Petar Kujundzic