World’s ugliest shoes? Quite a feet!
Lamar, I put you in charge of creating our label’s signature new shoe for spring. Our competition is the Holy Grail of of shoes, the stiletto in the top photo. The stuff dreams are made of. Sleek, sensual, five straps, platform soles, 14-inch heels. Lusty Cherry Red!
Let’s see what you’ve come up with to blow that bad boy out of the water!
Here it is, Boss, on the right. Feast your eyes on the finest persimmon-colored vinyl! Just a single strap, instead of all those extra ones.
Our heels are only a quarter-inch thick, so a gal can walk further in them and save on bus fare. They’re so versatile they can even be worn with socks. No need to waste money on beach vacations or tanning salons.
And the best part? Because of the low heels, they’re unisex. Men AND women can wear the same shoes! What do you think?
Let me get this straight, Lamar. Your special lady is getting ready for a fairytale night out, and she says, “Honey, please bring me my Persimmon Vinyl Socialist Librarian Shoes, if you’re not wearing them yourself tonight.” Is that it?
Exactly! See, you can use this shoe for ANYTHING!
Can I use it to beat you unconscious, Lamar?
Top: A model presents a creation as part of the John Richmond Spring/Summer 2011 women’s collection during Milan Fashion Week September 22, 2010. REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo
Right: A model presents a creation from the Vivienne Westwood 2011 Spring/Summer collection at London Fashion Week September 19, 2010. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett