News, but not the serious kind
Topless model makes spectacle?
Lamar! The fashion show is about to start, and one of the models is topless!
Only the one, Boss? I don’t know what the others were thinking of. I’ll talk to them.
No, Lamar! They’re SUPPOSED to have tops! This isn’t HBO!
Run backstage right away where we keep those, you know, what-do-you-call-ems?
What are you talking about, Boss? You’re hysterical!
You know, those things! Two circles, connected. Please, hurry!
Okay Boss, I figured out what you meant. It’s all taken care of.
Bless you, Lamar. You complete me….
A model presents a creation by French designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac as part of his Spring/Summer 2011 women’s ready-to-wear collection during Paris Fashion Week October 5, 2010. REUTERS/Pascal Rossignol