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Lamar! The fashion show is about to start, and one of the models is topless!
Only the one, Boss? I don’t know what the others were thinking of. I’ll talk to them.
No, Lamar! They’re SUPPOSED to have tops! This isn’t HBO!
Run backstage right away where we keep those, you know, what-do-you-call-ems?
What are you talking about, Boss? You’re hysterical!
You know, those things! Two circles, connected. Please, hurry!
Okay Boss, I figured out what you meant. It’s all taken care of.
Bless you, Lamar. You complete me….
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A model presents a creation by French designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac as part of his Spring/Summer 2011 women’s ready-to-wear collection during Paris Fashion Week October 5, 2010. REUTERS/Pascal Rossignol
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Ahh well, no white bars here Dave…
Mr.Pilot, think this could be a reason to fly over the pond..;)
Nosmo impressed his boss, now the Dark Lord of Hades is gonna sponsor our OE bash! Woo hoo!
Seriously, that model does not look like she even needs those sunglasses to cover her up, or a white bar, or even a swan! I think this is another case of a dude with long hair wearing lipstick!
She’s going to have the weirdest tan – a combo of a farmer’s tan and a sunglasses tan …
Wow Bethy, I haven’t heard the expression “farmer’s tan” for a long, long time.
I should become a designer. I could make awesome shirts out of legos…
Her future’s so bright she has to wear shades. She must have a really, really bright future.
Finally a practical garment!
Every cheap knock-off sunglasses seller will be wearing one at the beach next year.
Of course, the hot-dog vendors will probably follow suit.
Lol!! Well said, Spin..
@Shra, ummm not for anything but why would a model who is not aware of the existance of sunscreen be an incentive to cross the pond?
Just this once, I gotta ask — Why?
Well, BG, I’m trapped in the midwest. While Omaha is a reasonably large city, we’re still surrounded by corn fields. The lingo sticks.
It’s a dude..this time I am certain of that. Those sunglasses are see-thru enough to be able to tell and I can tell there is nothing jubbly there.
It’s a duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
Oh and don’t do the adams apple plea…some dudes don’t have ‘em either.
They get weirder by the second.
You know Mr.Pilot.. if you see just closely enough, you can see bumps at the right places… so, I think she could be female…
and Spin, you are abs right! Where is Unca, by the way?
I still don’t see and I don’t think I can look any closer cause my cow-irkers are giving me a look.
I bet this thread perked up quite a few pairs of balls.
Eyeballs, people! Eyeballs!
Okay, for me maybe it was three balls, but you don’t want to hear about my problems.
Surely Farmers’ Tan finishes lower down the arm?