Doesn’t her jaw ever start to hurt?
Blog Guy, you know Angela Merkel, the Chancellor of Germany? She reminds me of somebody, I just can’t think of who.
I know what you mean. Imagine her mouth on someone else, like maybe one of those old-time “comedians” like Martha Raye or Joe E. Brown.
That’s it! Those comedians who weren’t funny, they were just kind of sad and embarrassing. But people didn’t know that, because really funny stuff hadn’t come along yet.
Is she always like this?
No, I think this is just a teaser for that new German television quiz show, “Open Wide.”
Really! How does it work?
Each week, contestants guess what items will fit in a guest celebrity’s mouth, such as:
a) der Apfel (apple)
b) das Stinktier (skunk)
c) der Liegestuhl (reclining chair)
d) Bavaria (Bavaria)
Blog Guy, you’re making this all up, just to go with some photos of Merkel with her mouth open very, very, very wide. Right?
Maybe, but it’s a holiday today in the U.S. and Canada. What do you expect?
Top left: German Chancellor Angela Merkel celebrates Germany’s fourth goal during the 2010 World Cup quarter-final soccer match against Argentina at Green Point stadium in Cape Town July 3, 2010. REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach
Top center: Merkel during the Asia-Europe Meeting in Brussels, October 4, 2010. REUTERS/Yves Herman
Top right: Merkel reacts during a panel discussion in Berlin, October 1, 2008.REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz
Right: Merkel reacts after Germany scores a goal against Turkey during Euro 2012 qualifying soccer match at the Olympic stadium in Berlin, October 8, 2010. REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch