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	<title>Comments on: Congratulations, you may now wake the bride</title>
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		<title>By: CrowGirl</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2010/10/12/congratulations-you-may-now-wake-the-bride/comment-page-1/#comment-401377</link>
		<dc:creator>CrowGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 21:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11610999

It seems the real professionals have gaffer tape AND cable ties...</description>
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<p>It seems the real professionals have gaffer tape AND cable ties&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: CrowGirl</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2010/10/12/congratulations-you-may-now-wake-the-bride/comment-page-1/#comment-401098</link>
		<dc:creator>CrowGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 20:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Babe, it&#039;s not like they&#039;re going to be CONSCIOUS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Babe, it&#8217;s not like they&#8217;re going to be CONSCIOUS!</p>
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		<title>By: knit_nurse</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2010/10/12/congratulations-you-may-now-wake-the-bride/comment-page-1/#comment-401096</link>
		<dc:creator>knit_nurse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 19:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mr Pilot/Doc, I&#039;ve survived the first 30 years of my life without them so I think I can survive the apocalypse without twinkies.

CG, I just don&#039;t think soft tops are trappy enough for kidnapping.
I&#039;ve been warned against going anywhere called the Bridge of Death with you, as well you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Pilot/Doc, I&#8217;ve survived the first 30 years of my life without them so I think I can survive the apocalypse without twinkies.</p>
<p>CG, I just don&#8217;t think soft tops are trappy enough for kidnapping.<br />
I&#8217;ve been warned against going anywhere called the Bridge of Death with you, as well you know.</p>
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		<title>By: DoctorDoll</title>
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		<dc:creator>DoctorDoll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 23:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a coincidence, CG. Dr. Pretorius and I put a heart into our Bride! ;)

(Sorry to hear about your friend.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a coincidence, CG. Dr. Pretorius and I put a heart into our Bride! <img src='http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>(Sorry to hear about your friend.)</p>
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		<title>By: CrowGirl</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2010/10/12/congratulations-you-may-now-wake-the-bride/comment-page-1/#comment-401067</link>
		<dc:creator>CrowGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 22:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nosmo - it&#039;s a beating stick that your friendly neighbourhood barman keeps to hand under the bar for when your chat up lines reach the pesty side of lame (not that I&#039;m implying they do).  They crop up in film noir stuff sometimes.  Can&#039;t remember the etymology, I&#039;ll have to check and get back to you.

Doc - not since a girl I thought would be great for my friend ripped his heart out with both hands...

Knitty - you say that, but how am I going to get to those mine shafts without 4WD?  When was it we were going for a picnic to the Bridge of Death?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nosmo &#8211; it&#8217;s a beating stick that your friendly neighbourhood barman keeps to hand under the bar for when your chat up lines reach the pesty side of lame (not that I&#8217;m implying they do).  They crop up in film noir stuff sometimes.  Can&#8217;t remember the etymology, I&#8217;ll have to check and get back to you.</p>
<p>Doc &#8211; not since a girl I thought would be great for my friend ripped his heart out with both hands&#8230;</p>
<p>Knitty &#8211; you say that, but how am I going to get to those mine shafts without 4WD?  When was it we were going for a picnic to the Bridge of Death?</p>
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		<title>By: DoctorDoll</title>
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		<dc:creator>DoctorDoll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>KN, look at the shelf life of Twinkies.  Just pop &#039;em into your zombie &#039;pocolypse bag along with your knobkerry and forget &#039;em until the zombies come drooling at your door.  You&#039;re good to go!  Just toss a Twinkie at the zombies and run.

&quot;Everyone loves a Twinkie!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>KN, look at the shelf life of Twinkies.  Just pop &#8216;em into your zombie &#8216;pocolypse bag along with your knobkerry and forget &#8216;em until the zombies come drooling at your door.  You&#8217;re good to go!  Just toss a Twinkie at the zombies and run.</p>
<p>&#8220;Everyone loves a Twinkie!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: iflydaplanes</title>
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		<dc:creator>iflydaplanes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@knit_nurse, because in Zombieland there might be a shortage so you have to stock up beforehand!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@knit_nurse, because in Zombieland there might be a shortage so you have to stock up beforehand!</p>
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		<title>By: knit_nurse</title>
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		<dc:creator>knit_nurse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do we need hostess twinkies for the zombie apocalypse? Won&#039;t Edinburgh rock do? Mr Pilot.
There is a brand of cloth backed tape here that is sold under the brand name of duck tape, maybe that&#039;s what you were thinking of Mr B, or you misheard, who knows?
I&#039;m thinking that a convertible SUV isn&#039;t the best vehicle for kidnapping/body dumping, CG.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do we need hostess twinkies for the zombie apocalypse? Won&#8217;t Edinburgh rock do? Mr Pilot.<br />
There is a brand of cloth backed tape here that is sold under the brand name of duck tape, maybe that&#8217;s what you were thinking of Mr B, or you misheard, who knows?<br />
I&#8217;m thinking that a convertible SUV isn&#8217;t the best vehicle for kidnapping/body dumping, CG.</p>
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		<title>By: iflydaplanes</title>
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		<dc:creator>iflydaplanes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 13:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Doc, nah usually I play matchstriker followed by firestarter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Doc, nah usually I play matchstriker followed by firestarter.</p>
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		<title>By: DoctorDoll</title>
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		<dc:creator>DoctorDoll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anybody here ever play matchmaker besides me?  My friend Pretorius and I did once.  Nevermore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anybody here ever play matchmaker besides me?  My friend Pretorius and I did once.  Nevermore.</p>
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