News, but not the serious kind
Fashion and trashin’ in Oinktown
Lamar, I thought you said we were having our fashion show in the underground parking garage to save money. But it says here we’ll be on the real runway. We’re not made of money.
Boss, I’m all over it. I got us the cheapest spot. They’re practically paying us to take it!
Yeah? What’s wrong with it, then?
It’s the last slot of the day, and it turns out they’re not able to guarantee, uh, you know…
What are you saying, Lamar?
Well, they don’t have a garbage pickup all day, so I guess it can be sort of messy by the end.
That’s fine, Lamar. Bring it on. It’s just a fashion show, how much garbage could there be, anyway? We’re not talking about a real pigsty, are we?
Nah, Boss, I’m thinking one small wastebasket. And maybe a very slight fetid stench…
Models present creations by Ukrainian designer Eduard Nasirov during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev, October 15, 2010.
REUTERS photos by Gleb Garanich