News, but not the serious kind
Filling the president’s cakehole…
Blog Guy, you run the popular Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, just a few blocks from the White House, yet President Obama doesn’t seem to give you the time of day. Why doesn’t he ever come by?
He does! He was just in here a couple days ago, stuffing his face with our glazed doughnuts. He loves them. Look, you can see Becky, our Greasy Foods Nutritionist, watching him from behind. Becky said later that…
Just shut up for a second, Blog Guy. Your photo caption says Obama is eating those doughnuts at a shop in Seattle, 3,000 miles from your shop!
Okay, technically that may be true. The thing is, his staff says we have to pass a health inspection first.
You mean before he can eat your doughnuts?
Before he can even return to the White House.
You shop FAILED a health inspection? What was it? Bacteria? Cockroaches? Water bugs? Slugs? Wood ticks? Mice? Rats? Open sewage? Toxic waste? Feces? Plague?
Hey! Did somebody LEAK that list to you? It’s supposed to be private!
You know, you’d think our bats would keep the other pests under control, but no such luck, apparently…
President Barack Obama stops at a doughnut shop in Seattle, October 21, 2010. Obama is on a four-day, five-state swing to support Democrats in the upcoming election.
REUTERS photos by Kevin Lamarque