I need to use the long-necked birds’ room

October 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a big fan of actor Matt Damon. He’s just great in everything, and so cute. What’s he like in real life?

USA/He’s a wild man. I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but when he’s on location shooting his movies he spends his off hours with every hussy, floozy, doxy and trollop he can find.

This photo above is pretty typical. Check out the loose women leaving his dressing room.

This is shocking, Blog Guy. I always picture Matt as…hey, hold on a sec! That’s not Matt Damon’s dressing room! His name isn’t even spelled right! Do you ever read your own photo captions? Damen is just a ladies’ room in Germany!

Sorry, my mistake. That does explain something, though. The other door said “Herren,” and I thought it was odd they would have a special room for long-necked birds.

damon bird 220Blog Guy, you are too stupid to live. It says Damen on ladies’ rooms and Herren on men’s rooms over there. And anyway, you’re thinking of herons!

You’re probably right. I egret the error.

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Top: Models walk past a sign for the women’s toilet during the 14th “Venus” erotic fair in Berlin, October 21, 2010.

Left: Cast member Matt Damon arrives at the closing night screening of “Hereafter” at New York Film Festival, October 10, 2010. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi

Right: A Cocoi Heron, or Ardea Cocoi, waits in a tree in Hato Pinero, Venezuela in a 2005 file photo. REUTERS/Jorge Silva

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“Doxy”?!? I think I just learned something. Oh, I get it. Now I understand “heterodox” and “homodox.”
Wow, this Blog is getting educational.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

“heterodox” and “homodox”?

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

The height of their heels leads me to believe they have no orthotics to help their feet. Unorthodox shoes?

Would imagine some of the spectators were craning thier necks on the way to the Herren room.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

So, is this a picture of a paradox? Are there “heterodoxies” or “homodoxies”? I’m learning so much. I’ve had a limited education.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

So glad to hear it ain’t so, Mr B. Hussies, floozies, doxies, OK–but TROLLOPS? Whew.

Posted by ladylala | Report as abusive

Yeah, Lala. Trollops, and not even Anthony…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Mmm, caltrops…

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

The zapper is back!!!!!!!!!
And Doc, I read your “learning” comment… zappppppppped!

Its good to be back! :)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Blog guy,
You have been reading too many regency romances. And your vocabulary clearly shows it. Not that I expect you to fess up…

Posted by I_dont_know_1 | Report as abusive

Caltrops – would that be trollops from the left coast?

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive

So, lemme get this straight…
none of the guys “liked” these girls?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Speaking for myself, Shra, sexiness is more than just lots of skin. And pictures of hammy professional “sexiness”? Well, I’m reminded of a cold ham sandwich.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

It needs to be stressed here that Doc is only speaking for himself…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

I just realised the Great Spam Filter doesn’t like quotes from “Good Will Hunting”. Can’t blame it though, those were horrible accents.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

All that said, I really do like Matt Damon… :)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Thanks for the pic of Matt, Baz! I got something at home I named after him when I was drooling over the Bourne films.

;)

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

I have one too, egeria! We’re talking about ceiling fans, right?

Posted by shawngrggs | Report as abusive

@Shra, dunno..something about those ladies gives me the heeby-jeebies.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

I would not touch this topic with a 10-inch, er, 10-foot pole!

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

Mmm, cold ham sandwich…

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Hmm.. Mr.Pilot.. well, they do seem a bit odd, I must say…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Shawn…uh…yeah. Ceiling fan. That’s exactly what I meant. That reminds me, must pick up a pack of batteries on the way home.

:P

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

I dont remember you having a ceiling fan, E…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

It’s not a ceiling fan, Shra. It’s a “ceiling fan.”

I hope you learned something, just now…

Posted by shawngrggs | Report as abusive