I need to use the long-necked birds’ room
Blog Guy, I’m a big fan of actor Matt Damon. He’s just great in everything, and so cute. What’s he like in real life?
He’s a wild man. I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but when he’s on location shooting his movies he spends his off hours with every hussy, floozy, doxy and trollop he can find.
This photo above is pretty typical. Check out the loose women leaving his dressing room.
This is shocking, Blog Guy. I always picture Matt as…hey, hold on a sec! That’s not Matt Damon’s dressing room! His name isn’t even spelled right! Do you ever read your own photo captions? Damen is just a ladies’ room in Germany!
Sorry, my mistake. That does explain something, though. The other door said “Herren,” and I thought it was odd they would have a special room for long-necked birds.
Blog Guy, you are too stupid to live. It says Damen on ladies’ rooms and Herren on men’s rooms over there. And anyway, you’re thinking of herons!
You’re probably right. I egret the error.
Top: Models walk past a sign for the women’s toilet during the 14th “Venus” erotic fair in Berlin, October 21, 2010.
Left: Cast member Matt Damon arrives at the closing night screening of “Hereafter” at New York Film Festival, October 10, 2010. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi
Right: A Cocoi Heron, or Ardea Cocoi, waits in a tree in Hato Pinero, Venezuela in a 2005 file photo. REUTERS/Jorge Silva