Let’s think this through, Lamar….
Blog Guy! You’ll never believe what I just saw!
Try me. I’ll believe just about anything.
You know what I mean. Basting the ham… Shucking the corn… Polishing the bayonet… Should I get more specific?
No, please don’t.
Anyway, I saw photos of her being endorsed by a dude named Lamar! Is that the same Lamar we read about almost every day in your blog?
No comment. I’ve never disclosed Lamar’s last name, and his politics are his own business. Um, this guy you saw didn’t mention me or doughnuts or the planet Neptune, did he?
I don’t know. But if you look at this top shot, Lamar is making an ambiguous gesture and O’Donnell looks very puzzled. In the next photo, O’Donnell may be trying to explain what Lamar MEANT to say.
Stop. I’m not going to defend Lamar’s nutty actions, his early parole, or even the aluminum foil covering his shoes.
But does it seem like the guy you’ve come to know through my blog would support Christine O’Donnell? Watch this clip, and think about it.
Ouch. You’re right. I’m so sorry I ever suspected him. Please apologize for me.
I will, as soon as he gets back into town from…let’s see, I have his note here. “Boss, I need to take two personal days in Delaware. Can I use the plane?”
Tennessee Republican Senator Lamar Alexander (L) speaks in support of Delaware Republican senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell (R) during a news conference in Centreville, Delaware, October 29, 2010. REUTERS/Tim Shaffer