Her name was Lola, ate Gorgonzola…
Hola, Blog Guy! It’s me, Lola! I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.
Hola, Lola! Welcome to the show. What’s on your mind?
Many of us senior citizens on Social Security just found out we’re not getting a COLA – Cost of Living Adjustment – this year!
No COLA for Lola?
Plus, I’ve been sick with that awful virus!
No COLA for Lola who’s sick with Ebola?
I was counting on a COLA to repair my car!
What do you drive, Lola?
There isn’t a COLA to fix your Corolla?
So how can I drive to visit my daughter in…
Wait. Blog Guy, time out. You DO know La Jolla is pronounced “La Hoya,” and not “La Joe-la,” right?
Of course. I’m not as stupid as you’ve heard, Lola.
Blog Guy. You couldn’t possibly be…
Top right: Santa Claus enjoys a Coca Cola in this publicity image released to Reuters October 25, 2010 from its upcoming Christmas advertising campaign. REUTERS/McCann, Madrid for Coca Cola/Handout.
Bottom right: The logo on a 2010 Toyota Corolla automobile is seen at a Toyota dealership in Daly City, California February 17, 2010. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith