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Hola, Blog Guy! It’s me, Lola! I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.
Hola, Lola! Welcome to the show. What’s on your mind?
Many of us senior citizens on Social Security just found out we’re not getting a COLA – Cost of Living Adjustment – this year!
No COLA for Lola?
Plus, I’ve been sick with that awful virus!
No COLA for Lola who’s sick with Ebola?
I was counting on a COLA to repair my car!
What do you drive, Lola?
Toyota Corolla.
There isn’t a COLA to fix your Corolla?
So how can I drive to visit my daughter in…
La Jolla?
Wait. Blog Guy, time out. You DO know La Jolla is pronounced “La Hoya,” and not “La Joe-la,” right?
Of course. I’m not as stupid as you’ve heard, Lola.
Blog Guy. You couldn’t possibly be…
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Top right: Santa Claus enjoys a Coca Cola in this publicity image released to Reuters October 25, 2010 from its upcoming Christmas advertising campaign. REUTERS/McCann, Madrid for Coca Cola/Handout.
Bottom right: The logo on a 2010 Toyota Corolla automobile is seen at a Toyota dealership in Daly City, California February 17, 2010. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith
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Spin, you do realize this comment is yet another haiku, right? You’re starting to scare me.
So, Lola wants Cola to fix her Corolla to visit her daughter in La Jolla?
Sounds fair enough…. has she been good this year?
He’s busy drinking Spin… lets wait until he is done.. dont wanna choke him just yet you see… the children might get disappointed..
I went to the dentist on Friday. He was grumpy like a troll-a, as his hockey team lost due to a last-minute goal-a. When he extracted my mola(r), he charged quite a toll-a, and I almost lost controll-a.
I think he might be bipola(r).
Hey now I should be given a cost of living increase! I have a lot longer to live than the seniors! Be mad at me for saying that but hey, they truth can be harsh sometimes.
Shra, nothing rhymes better with Lola, cola, and corolla than “ebola.”
From Pensicola to Loyola, never sign for your payola using a crayola, as they may lace your granola with copious canola, really leaving you in the crapola.
BG, you couldn’t find a picture of a real live person with Ebola? I’m totally disappointed
well I had no idea how La Jolla was pronounced, so that’s me taught. Duck Blog Guy!
I love gorgonzola!
Bloggers doing poetry…what has this world come to??
Too late, CG! Zap coming your way, Blog Guy!
And whats there about blue salty cheese to like???
Salt?
@Ifly: There you go, trashing the aged again! Weren’t you the punk I chased off my lawn just the other day, the one brandishing his finger? Just wait til I tell your mother!
@ladylala, nope that couldn’t have been me cause umm…I was wearing mittens!