You still have your tonsils, Ms. Clinton?
Hey, Buddy! You on the other end of the walkie-talkie! So this is your first time setting up an overseas event for Secretary Clinton? I’m sure it’ll go fine. What’s your name?
I’m Lamar… This is a VERY bad connection, but we’ll make it work. Right now, Secretary Clinton and a local businessman are having their “Who can open their mouth the widest?” competition, you copy?
Copy that. Seems a strange activity, but you’re the boss, Lamar. Look at that mouth! She beat him good!
Okay, now Secretary Clinton is moving over to say a few words right in front of the giant turbo super-suction fanjet engine.
When she’s finished speaking, and safely 200 yards away, you turn that engine on! Copy that?
DO WHAT, Lamar? THIS IS A HORRIBLE CONNECTION!
I said, then you TURN ON THE ENGINE!
You got it, Lamar! Flippin’ that switch now!
Top: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Chairman of Malaysia Airlines Munir Majid share a light moment during a showcase of Malaysia Airlines’ partnerships with U.S. companies in Subang, outside Kuala Lumpur, November 3, 2010.
Right: Clinton speaks during the event.
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