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Not another polish joke!

By Robert Basler
November 5, 2010
bikini | humor | Krasnoyarsk | shoes | words

polish this 490

Get your butt in my office right now, Lamar! What’s going on out there? The fashion show starts in 30 minutes!

RUSSIA/Boss! You told me to make sure all the girls had bikini waxes. I bought a whole case of Kiwi wax and some rollers. We got oxblood, dark brown, black….

Guess you could say I’ve taken a shine to the girls, heh heh heh…

Lamar, you simpleton! You bonehead! A bikini wax is…. Oh, never mind!

Now I’ve got two dozen models that look like penny loafers! Oh, this is a disaster! And how come some of the girls are screaming?

Oh, that. Well, you said to make sure the models could have a Brazilian wax if they wanted.

And?

Miguel! Paulo! Put those girls down right now! My mistake!

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Participants apply tanning oil as they prepare backstage before taking part in the “Strongo Cup” open amateur bodybuilding and body fitness tournament in Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, October 30, 2010. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin

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Nov 5, 2010
2:35 pm UTC

Ah well, bikini wax, shoe wax, all the same when you are “Strongo Cup”. What’s with the shrink-wrap? I think I’ll stay out of Russia…

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
3:00 pm UTC

So THAT’S who took my job! Imma gonna sue!

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
3:08 pm UTC

Yikes who took a chunk outta that persons leg! Someone must have thought just because they are the shade of that they are actually chocolate!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
3:40 pm UTC

I am sure the boys appreciate the choco.. oopps.. the tanned posterior shots… unfortunately.. the muscly guys in the Strongo Cup are not my cuppa tea… siggh!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
3:44 pm UTC

Sure, it’s all fun and games until they realize that the “Tanning Oil” this year is from Minwax!

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
7:28 pm UTC

Maybe they could use the wax that surfers use – sex wax.

Not sure how that product is made/collected, but it could be fun to find out.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
7:54 pm UTC

Hey ya know what I just thought of? I remember from the Crayola 64 boxes that color Burnt Umber. Do y’all remember Burnt Umber? It was the grossest brown color in the whoooole box. I think the Strongo Cup competition bought a whole crate full of just Burnt Umber, melted them down and….well, there ya go.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
8:26 pm UTC

Her name was Lola, she used Crayola…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 
Nov 5, 2010
11:13 pm UTC

Nice call back, BG.

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive
 
Nov 6, 2010
3:14 pm UTC

Her name was Hulga, some thought her vulgah.

Posted by ladylala | Report as abusive
 
Nov 7, 2010
10:35 pm UTC

Bottom right lady needs to eat that chocolate rather than rubbing it in…

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 
Nov 9, 2010
12:48 pm UTC

CG, I volunteer for that job… in fact, for both jobs!

Posted by justM | Report as abusive
 

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