News, but not the serious kind
Not another polish joke!
Get your butt in my office right now, Lamar! What’s going on out there? The fashion show starts in 30 minutes!
Boss! You told me to make sure all the girls had bikini waxes. I bought a whole case of Kiwi wax and some rollers. We got oxblood, dark brown, black….
Guess you could say I’ve taken a shine to the girls, heh heh heh…
Lamar, you simpleton! You bonehead! A bikini wax is…. Oh, never mind!
Now I’ve got two dozen models that look like penny loafers! Oh, this is a disaster! And how come some of the girls are screaming?
Oh, that. Well, you said to make sure the models could have a Brazilian wax if they wanted.
Miguel! Paulo! Put those girls down right now! My mistake!
Participants apply tanning oil as they prepare backstage before taking part in the “Strongo Cup” open amateur bodybuilding and body fitness tournament in Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, October 30, 2010. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin