Comments on: Get the Lobo, Bobo, we’re drivin’ to Cabo!

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 12:03:12 +0000

Unca: JUST KIDDING! Enjoy the day and watch for falling parts if you travel toward the border.

Nosmo: Good lines:)

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 12:01:06 +0000

Unca: gather the falling parts from the exploding trucks. Sell them and buy a non exploding vehicle. Maybe you can find a Pinto in Mexico for cheap. Happy landings!

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 01:20:44 +0000

Awww come on the Ford acronym was good! Thanks Mr. Spam Basket, now I got nothing. :p

By: shawngrggs

shawngrggs — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 23:28:24 +0000

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Sarabelle, the best part of this post is CLEARLY the funny tex-…. wait a minute, does that sign actually say “Truck Explosion Sale”?!?! That’s hilarious! I was totally wrong… that’s definitely the best part of the post.

By: skeres

skeres — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 22:27:28 +0000

Well, since Lobo is Spanish for “wolf”, seems like an appropriate name.

After all, if the criminals wanted to be unnoticed, they’d drive the Escape!

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:34:22 +0000

You mean the best part after the really funny text, right?

By: sarabelle

sarabelle — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:28:23 +0000

The best part of this post is the sign saying, “Truck Explosion Sale.” Haha!

By: Dave_not_dave

Dave_not_dave — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:45:54 +0000

Nice group on the driver’s side. I wonder if they got him. Maybe these chuckleheads will all kill each other off and leave the rest of Mexico in peace. Shot of Patron, anyone?

By: justK

justK — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:05:56 +0000

Today only, we’re having a TRUCK EXPLOSION SALE!! That’s right…you heard us! These trucks are all reposessions from various drug dealers and criminals (donated by our local bomb disposal unit)…at discounts so deep, they might not even be legal! Here’s how it works, folks…Come on down to the dealership, choose your truck, and we’ll hand you the keys! If you can get into your truck and start the engine without it exploding, we’ll give it to you for half the sticker price!!

(Fine print): Not responsible for exploding trucks, dismemberment, burns, death, or damages occurring as a result of flying debris and/or fire. Also not responsible for mistaken identity which leads up to/may include shooting, stabbing, later explosions, kidnapping, beheading, or collection calls.

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:03:59 +0000

Wow! Just look at the optional extras you can get with your Lobo:
- Easy-to-reach ammo storage
- Bling holders in place of cup holders
- Detachable machine gun mounts with the option of upgrading to rocket launcher mounts
- Combined radar/helicopter-gunship detector
- Plenty of underseat storage for your drug stash
- Lockbox for your drug money
- Emergency skunk-spray release in case your vehicle is being search by drug sniffer dogs
- Designer airbags, custom-built so they don’t damage your grill, or any other bling, when they deploy.
- And finally, free travel on Basler Airways for 12 months