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Angelina and the Used Car Dealer?
What the hell is going on with this Angelina Jolie movie, Lamar?
Boss, that’s the one where she’s the director. It’s her first time…
I know that, you simpleton! But you’re supposed to be keeping an eye on her, and I’m getting no info on…what’s the movie called again?
There’s no title, Boss. We just keep referring to it as her “as yet untitled directorial debut…”
Cripes! What’s it about?
A Serbian man and Bosnian woman who meet on the eve of the Bosnian war, Boss…
Like I give a crap, Lamar. I mean, what can I tell the investors it’s about? There are only two choices. Tom Cruise having sex with Julia Roberts, or Harrison Ford killing Nazis.
I haven’t seen a script, Boss, but there are a lot of old cars on the set, in really bad shape. Maybe it’s about a used car dealer.
Jeez Louise! Is there even a cinematographer, Lamar?
Well, there’s Brad Pitt. But he’s just using a still camera.
This is a disaster, Lamar! Tomorrow I’m bringing the investors to the set of this movie. I’m going to tell them the title is, “The Director with More Tattoos than Popeye.” And when we get there, I want to see….
I know, Boss. You wanna see Harrison Ford killing Julia Roberts, right?
Lamar, come over here and bring that heavy glass ashtray with you…
Actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are seen on the set of Jolie’s yet untitled directorial debut in Budapest, November 8, 2010.
Jolie walks on the set during the filming of her yet untitled directorial debut in Budapest, November 4, 2010.
Pitt stands next to a camera on the set of Jolie’s yet untitled directorial debut in Budapest, November 8, 2010.
REUTERS photos by Laszlo Balogh