It’s me! The guy wishing you well!
Lamar, we need to talk. You seem to be gone a lot lately. You took that temp job as an archbishop…
That’s over, Boss. They don’t pay their archbishops as much as I expected.
And you had that little pre-election boondoggle to Delaware, to help you-know-who. Is that over now?
Yeah Boss, we differed on a key issue.
Let’s just say she found out how I spend most of my time…
But then, Lamar, a couple of days ago you had to take the Odd Blog private plane to Vancouver. What was THAT all about?
Oh, you know Randy Quaid, that Hollywood actor who has sought asylum in Canada? He says he’s the victim of a criminal conspiracy by “star whackers” to take his wealth, and perhaps his life? Well I’m his well wisher.
Are you kidding me Lamar? I thought those “well wishers” were just made up. You flew 3,000 miles to wave at a guy who seems to think “star whackers” killed Heath Ledger?
Boss, when I think of the enjoyment Randy gave me in classics like “Kart Racer” and “Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones,” how can I let him down?
Sigh. You’re a good man, Lamar. I hope you’re in my corner when the whackers come for me. But next time you take the corporate plane?
Left: U.S. actor Randy Quaid waves to well wishers as he departs Canada Immigration Court in Vancouver, British Columbia November 8, 2010. Quaid has applied for asylum in Canada. REUTERS/Andy Clark
Right: Brian Tsuji, lawyer for actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi, holds up a note the couple wrote and read to media outside a Canadian Immigration and Refugee Board hearing in Vancouver, British Columbia October 22, 2010. REUTERS/Andy Clark