There’s no room for non-shooters here!
Lamar, get in my office! Isn’t Vasquez one of your men?
Yes, SIR General Johnson! What can I do for you, SIR!
What’s his problem?
SIR! There is no problem with Vasquez that I’m aware of, SIR!
Then where’s his camera? Doesn’t he know his commander-in-chief is speaking? Why isn’t he shooting photos like everybody else?
SIR, yes SIR! I believe Vasquez is a big fan of President Obama and wanted to concentrate on what he was saying, SIR!
Is that right, Lamar? Well you tell that little pipsqueak that in this man’s army, we show our respect by clicking shutters nonstop while our president speaks.
Now you get back out there and take charge of your men, Lamar! And if I see any more non-photography, I’ll transfer you to that BT-67 aircraft unit so fast…
But SIR! I have a wife and kids, SIR!
U.S. President Barack Obama speaks at a Veterans Day event at the U.S. Army Garrison at Yongsan military base in Seoul November 11, 2010. REUTERS/Jason Reed