News, but not the serious kind
Gives new meaning to buck privates?
Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on military tactics and strategies. What do you think is the most effective fighting force in the world today?
That would be China’s feared Commando-Style Commandos.
I’ve never heard of them. Are they lean and mean?
No, more like lewd and nude. They operate stark-naked, creating diversions to help the regular troops.
They sneak up on the enemy, then jump up and down, naked and screaming. Their chief weapons are disbelief and revulsion.
Look here, you can see them in training, waddling silently to encircle the enemy, huddled around campfires on maneuvers…
Where do they get guys for this unit?
You’ve heard of raw recruits?
What are they doing in this photo on the left?
Practicing surrender. Once your big surprise is over, you want to give up pretty damned fast.
And these commandos have proven successful in combat?
They sure have. I mean, not nearly as successful as the women’s unit, but still….
Youths squat near heaters to keep warm before a medical examination for enlistment in the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) in Suining, Sichuan province, China, November 10, 2010. REUTERS/Stringer
Youths undergo a medical examination for enlistment in the PLA, November 10, 2010. REUTERS/Stringer