Comments on: Are you smarter than your turkey? News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: DoctorDoll Sat, 27 Nov 2010 13:55:19 +0000 That’s one of my assistant’s favorite sayings, Unca: When I send her a project and haven’t yet discussed it with her, she sends me such e-mails as “You got some ‘splainin’ to do, Lucy!”

By: Shra Thu, 25 Nov 2010 08:55:43 +0000 Awww poor tofurkey…. there goes your Thanksgiving supper, Unca..or is it dinner?

By: iflydaplanes Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:49:48 +0000 No there is no pardoning Tofurkey. Tofurkey needs to be sent away for a long long time and have a good think about what it’s done.

By: Nosmo_King Wed, 24 Nov 2010 16:22:17 +0000 Shra, there was *cough* an educational comment made on this blog by alittleobscure.

@Unca – I have found a Tofurkey gravy recipe for you:
1. Take one bottle of single malt scotch whiskey (preferrably Glenmorangie or Glenlivet)
2. Before cooking Tofurkey, sample whiskey for quality
3. Begin cooking Tofurkey as recommended
4. While Tofurkey is cooking resample whiskey for quality
5. Start working on your Mel Gibson Braveheart quotes
6. Repeat steps 4-5 until Tofurkey is cooked
7. Carefully seperate Tofurkey from any residue liquids
8. Place both Tofurkey and liquids in the trash
9. Finish the whiskey and regale your guests with your now-perfected ‘you can take my life but you canna take my freedom’ speech
10. Eat dessert
11. Fall asleep watching sports

By: Shra Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:07:58 +0000 More and more haiku coming up on the blog!!!

By: Onedoor Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:30:42 +0000 Spin:
Women on the Verge
Movie made me laugh
Memories long past

Hadn’t thought of that movie in a long time, and it made me grin at your mention of it.

BG: Are you sure that isn’t a bobble head turkey? It looks like the pres. is about to press on its head to see what happens.

By: bobw111 Tue, 23 Nov 2010 21:52:05 +0000 And while my wife is working, my son and I will carve the “Traditional Thanksgiving Taco”.

Hey, a tradition is what you make it…

By: alittleobscure Tue, 23 Nov 2010 21:31:32 +0000 “A disappointed woman called Butterball wondering why her turkey had no breast meat. It turned out she had cooked it upside-down.”

Actually, I do that on purpose. Puting it upside down in an oven baking bag has the majority of the white meat in the brine. Cooking it upside down leaves the meat tender and moist, falling off the bone when finished cooking. There is a method to my madness. 😉

By: CrowGirl Tue, 23 Nov 2010 20:49:00 +0000 Why does Mr Obama want to pardon a turkey? What did the turkey do?

By: Nosmo_King Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:42:51 +0000 Haiku – my Kryptonite! Anyways:

Presidential Turkey
Is that really you
Joseph Biden