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Blog Guy, I have a medical question. I’m a woman considering getting breast implants. Where can I go to get a breast exam and a reliable professional opinion on this?
I’d probably just head for a nightclub. There may be a doctor there who can examine you right on the spot.
Excuse me? A nightclub? I’m pretty sure that’s inappropriate. Where in the HELL would you have to live to submit to a breast exam in a BAR?
In Idaho. Just a few days ago, police arrested someone they say posed as a physician and duped women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs.
No! That’s the single goofiest thing I’ve ever heard in my life, Blog Guy.
It gets goofier. You haven’t asked me yet what name the “doctor” gave to these women.
Oh. Okay, what was the name?
Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna.
You can’t be serious. They let a Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna examine their breasts in a bar? If Idaho women are that gullible, what’s to stop just anybody from jumping on a plane, flying out there, and “examining” breasts in every bar in town?
Well, it turns out flights to Boise are pretty expensive, and they’re booked through the holidays…. Oops. I mean, yes, you make a very good point.
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A stripper, dressed in a wedding veil, performs during the Just Married Party at the “Gagarin” night club in the center of Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk in the early hours of October 9, 2010. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin
Canadian actress Pamela Anderson stands on the deck of a boat before her wedding ceremony aboard a yacht in St Tropez, southern France, July 29, 2006. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard
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And may the complaining begin…. the guys ofcourse..!
Umm.. I am beginning to wonder about the Krasnoyarskians… I mean, not that I didnt wonder about them earlier…
Nicely done BG. Shra, what do we have to complain about? :p
That’s it, Krasnoyarsk is now on my list of places to go visit. I wonder if they’ll give me a visa?
Dave, it’s up to you, but fyi Krasnoyarsk has a visa booth located right inside the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop.
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/ta g/goofy-face-museum/
Complaining coz Lamar cheated you guys of a front view? No? Dont mind? Well then, my bad!
Ohhh I was wondering why BasAir suddenly had an influx of bookings!
So if I understand this correctly, in Krasnoyarsk you can have strippers at your Wedding function, and that’s OK.
I have to ask what do you get at the bachelor party?
@Dave – they may not give you a Visa, but I’m sure you can buy a stolen Mastercard.
See now, I’m concerned about Miss Anderson’s shorts. Those white things hanging out at the bottom are supposedly the pocket flaps from the inside lining. Can she possibly carry anything in them? Or am I missing the point here? Or is there one, even?
Point ladylala? Other than acting as a nice substitute for BG’s annoying white bar, I think not.
By the way, I think that top she is wearing is made from a new super-secret material that they make trampolines from. In Krasnoyarsk, of course.
Pamela Anderson’s best years are behind her. Even in that pic you can see her body is aging around her implants. And it’s not aging nicely.
She caused quite the stir in India…
I think I see an opportunity for a cottage industry: namely, bikini tops made for implanted breasts, actually the correct size to cover them up.
No katcan, I knew a guy who started a business like that. It went bust.
Well Mr. B that joke could have only been worse if your were English, then instead of ‘bust’ you could have used… Oh, never mind.
@Ifly – I misread your entry and thought it said that her breast years were her behind. Which almost makes sense.
@Nosmo, dude those bad boys are gonna be around long before we are all gone. I do believe that aside from cockroaches Pamela Andersons…um…”twins”… are gonna be the only thing to survie a nuclear holocost. They are heavy duty!
Trying to think of more of such Pamela Anderson wannabes…
Maybe we could make a shelter using their “assets” and save ourselves from the Apocalypse??