Did you gals get enough coffee?
Lamar, get in my office, right now! You’re the one who arranged for the dressing room and backstage facilities for the models here at the fashion show, right?
That’s right, Boss. You think I went overboard?
What amenities did you order?
Jeez, I’ll have to look at my copy of the contract, Boss. Let’s see. A mirror, a table, a metal chair, a fancy, deluxe, top-of-the-line coat rack, a splintered plank floor….
Oh, and one drunken chimpanzee to do hair and make-up, a bucket of red barn paint and a roller. The usual.
I see. And did you get a bathroom for the girls?
Um, hmmm. Silly me! Looks like I forgot to check that box, Boss. Why do you ask?
A model waits backstage for the start of a show during Tbilisi Fashion Week November 21, 2010. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili