News, but not the serious kind
Fashion shows aren’t brain surgery?
I can’t put my finger on it, Lamar, but there’s something strange about the models we’re using for this fashion show. They’re not the usual girls, are they?
No Boss, you said we had to save some money, and I had a brilliant idea. You’re gonna love this one.
Oh Lord, another one of your brilliant ideas, Lamar? What did you do this time?
I went over to a hospital early this morning and picked up some women who were scheduled for brain surgery. They’ve already been prepped, and they’re partially anesthetized already!
So they don’t know where they are, or what they’re doing? Pretty much like our regular models?
Exactly, Boss! Only this time we don’t even have to pay them. Plus, it’s a lot easier to do their hair.
I don’t know about this, Lamar….
Relax, Boss. It’s fine as long as we get ‘em back to the hospital on time…
Hey, great job out there, Candy! The audience loved you! Boss, can you help me out with this gurney?
Models present creations by Georgian designer George Shaghashvili during Tbilisi Fashion Week, November 23, 2010.
REUTERS photos by David Mdzinarishvili