News, but not the serious kind
Scram! It’s a real drug bust!
Blog Guy, I’m thinking about becoming a drug dealer, or maybe even a drug kingpin, but fashion is important to me. Can you give me some idea of the dress code for this exciting field?
Well, first I should advise you strongly against choosing this profession. It is illegal in many states, and even some foreign countries.
Having said that, I’ve pulled some photos of recently arrested drug suspects so you can get an idea of popular attire.
Note the casual look favored by this suspect on the right, seen during his arrest a couple of days ago. T-shirt, shorts, flip-flops.
That’s very helpful, Blog Guy. What about hair?
It’s generally well-coiffed, as you can see in the suspect on the left. His demeanor says it all: “I’m cool, I’m bad, look at my fancy hair style.”
And the female drug dealer suspects? How do they dress?
Judging from the drug bust photo at the top, I’d say their dress code is a tad more liberal than normal office attire. Note just a hint of décolletage, and a bit of thigh.
Hey! Just a doggone a minute here, Blog Guy! This entire post was just a big set-up so you could use the phrase “drug bust” with that photo!
It’s just about cheap humor with you, right?
I don’t like the word cheap. Let’s just say economical.
Top; Police arrest a suspected drug dealer during an operation at Alemao slum in Rio de Janeiro November 28, 2010. REUTERS/ Bruno Domingos
Right: Police arrest a suspected drug dealer during an operation at Alemao slum in Rio de Janeiro, November 28, 2010. REUTERS/Sergio Moraes
Left: Alleged drug kingpin Christopher “Dudus” Coke wears a wig in this handout photograph released to Reuters June 23, 2010. Coke was arrested by police on the outskirts of Kingston, Jamaica. REUTERS/Handout