News, but not the serious kind
And we’ll throw in a free doctorate, too!
Lonnie, it’s me, the university president. Can you hear me?
Yeah Boss, I’m at the art gallery. A bunch of our students are here demonstrating against the tuition increase.
Big deal, Lonnie. They’re being peaceful, right?
Uh, yeah, but one of the women just took off her clothes, right down to her black bra and panties.
Really? Sounds kind of sexy, Lon.
Sure, maybe if you’ve been in prison for 20 years. It’s Hulga. Now she’s waving her arms in the air.
Oh, her. Well, they can do whatever they want, we’re not changing our minds about the tuition, because… Wait! Isn’t Hulga the one that doesn’t shave under her…
She’s the one, Boss.
Lonnie, offer her a full scholarship if she’ll put her clothes back on.
Do it now, before any photographers get there!
A demonstrator holds her arms up during a protest at the Tate Britain gallery in central London December 6, 2010. Demonstrators staged a protest against the proposed rise in university tuition fees at Tate Britain, before the announcement of the winner of the annual Turner Prize. REUTERS/Andrew Winning