So this is the whole show?
Johnson, get your butt in my office! You call yourself a news photographer?
What did I do wrong this time, Boss?
I sent you out to cover that Paris Hilton motorcycle thing, right? And how many shots did you get?
Did your camera break? You don’t think Paris Hilton bursting out of her pink jumpsuit is worth more than a paltry 18 shots? Did you get a picture of her pouting in sunglasses?
I sure did.
Did you get her taking her sunglasses off?
Uh, did you get her thinking until her brain hurts, trying to remember if she already took her sunglasses off?
Got that one too, boss.
What about blowing a kiss? Paris always does that! I know you missed something, Johnson!
She didn’t have time to blow a kiss today, Boss. They ended the shoot after she ran over all those folks with her motorcycle…
Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton poses during the presentation of the SuperMartxe VIP Paris Hilton motorcycling team in Madrid, December 18, 2010. REUTERS/Paul Hanna