News, but not the serious kind
Dracula down for the Count?
Blog Guy, please help settle a bet with my step-mother’s tattooist.
Your step-mother has her own… oh, never mind, go ahead.
Could Count Dracula still be alive today?
No. These days, when there are countless cameras everywhere, somebody would have spotted him.
You can’t hide that slick, sculpted black hair, that widow’s peak and swarthy visage. Trust me, we’d know about him.
But what if he wore a big clown hat or something. Couldn’t he keep his identity hidden?
No, because for vampires, eventually their urges get the better of them. Try as they might, they’ll spot a rich, bulging neck vein, and they just have to go for it, no matter where they are.
Gosh, it seems like that could be embarrassing for them.
Indeed. And messy, too.
Top: Former Portuguese international and Inter Milan player Luis Figo speaks during a news conference in Zayed sport city in Abu Dhabi, December 17, 2010. REUTERS/Fadi Al-Assaad
Right: Movie poster
Left: Inter Milan’s Sulley Muntari (R) celebrates with his teammate Luis Figo after scoring against Atalanta during their Italian Serie A soccer match at the San Siro stadium in Milan, May 31, 2009. REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo