Where do Republican kids live, anyway?
Johnson, get in my office! I need to talk to you!
Oh no, Boss, what did I do wrong now?
Nothing. I have a great assignment for you. We’re gonna do a whole photo series called, “Republican 2012 presidential contenders: Where the heck do their kids live, anyway?”
Er, really, Boss? I mean it’s a very catchy title, but do you think readers care that much about it?
You bet, Johnson! Here’s the first in the series, the very house Bristol Palin just bought. See, you’re probably hooked on it already!
Yeah Boss, it’s a lot more visually compelling than I expected. So who do you want next?
Well, the Republican contenders have a lot of kids, so be ready for some travel. Next up, the home of Mike Huckabee’s son, David. Oh, and Johnson?
Be careful, he has a Glock pistol and a concealed weapon permit. Have fun!
Top: A house purchased for $172,000 by Bristol Palin, daugher of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin is shown in the City of Maricopa, Arizona, December 28, 2010. REUTERS/Tim Gaynor
Right: Bristol Palin, daughter of conservative politician Sarah Palin, appears on ABC’s ‘Good Morning America’ show in New York, November 24, 2010. REUTERS/Brendan McDermid