News, but not the serious kind
Made in the shade, with a big fat grenade
Hey Blog Guy! I got a real gun for Christmas – a revolver! So where can I go to show people what a bad-ass I am now?
I’m afraid the bad-ass world has passed you buy, Ace. Little-bitty handguns just don’t do it anymore.
Really? What does it take these days?
Check out this top photo. These dudes, showing off their new rocket propelled grenades, appear to be ready for the world’s shortest gang fight.
I’d say it will last about a quarter of a second, from the time the first shot is fired.
Oh. I was thinking about going south of the border. What about Colombia?
Are you stupid? Even the Smurfs have their own army down there!
The SMURFS are armed?
Sure. Look at this photo on the right. That’s Unstable Smurf showing off his grenade collection before heading off to “teach Gargamel a thing or two.” Hey, where you going?
Out to exchange my gun for a Kindle.
Top: Palestinian Fatah members carry rocket propelled grenades during a parade at Ain el-Hilweh refugee camp, southern Lebanon, to mark the 46th anniversary of founding the Fateh movement, December 31, 2010. REUTERS/Ali Hashisho
Right: A police officer stands behind part of a display of 345 grenades seized in the rural area of the municipality of Buga, during a news conference in Cali December 8, 2010. REUTERS/Jaime Saldarriaga