Cavort until you’re blue in the face…
Okay Lamar, this was your really big chance. How many guys get to plan the entire Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, huh?
This is the magazine everybody waits for, so pass around those proofs and show us what you did.
Where did you decide to shoot? St. Barts? Bali? Crete?
Nah, those places are all too sunny and tropical, Boss. We shot in the Netherlands, on January 1! Check it out, a balmy 38 degrees!
Lamar, you are a bonehead! A simpleton! It says here these aren’t even models, they’re adult actresses!
Right Boss, we needed them to ACT like they weren’t freezing to death… Look at them, romping in the North Sea!
Do you think guys are gonna line up to buy pictures of chicks in settings described as frosty, frigid and numb?
Come on, look at this one here, Boss! That’s a classic sexy shot of her you-know-whats!
Lamar, those are goose bumps.
Uh-oh. Well still, I thought the black stocking caps were a nice touch…
Adult actresses promoting their adult Website run towards the North Sea during the annual New Years Dive at Scheveningen, the Netherlands January 1, 2011. REUTERS/Michael Kooren