1) No decisions have been made regarding this question. Congress will consider the findings of a taxpayer-funded study. That study will be funded as soon as the think tank owned by relatives of Congressional representatives responds to Congress’s query as to why human sweat stinks.

2) No decisions have been made in this regard. Congress is cautiously optimimistic that no country has nuclear weapons that the American voting public is aware of.

3.a) Congress has made no decisions in regard to alternative energies. Congress believes no alternative sources are necessary since there is an unlimited supply of fossil fuels and “global warming” is a mere myth. In any event, Congressional representatives are busy purchasing real estate where the new coastline of the United Startes will lie once the ice caps at the north and south poles melt.

3.b) Congress will fund a study at taxpayer expense to make the requisite calculations.

Bonus) Congress believes that statement was made by the same president who said: “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all the people some of the time, and you can fool all the people all of the time.” Congress will fund a study at taxpayer expense to ascertain the name of that president.

Question 1) If you only have $1 billion to spend but the budget calls for $1 trillion, how much will it cost to print the money needed to keep spending?

Question 2) If country A has 5000 new clee err weapons and country B has 3000, figure out the most strategic way to lose the least amount of your voter base should someone decide to push the button.

Question 3) Calculate your countries budget required to increase it’s use of alternative energies thereby decreasing it’s demand on fossil fuels.

Question 3a) Calculate the fuel burn of your private jet from your country to Hawaii.

Bonus Question: Define to the best of your ability the phrase “A government of the people, for the people, by the people.”