Comments on: Have you had the meatloaf here, Hillary? News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: iflydaplanes Mon, 10 Jan 2011 15:01:24 +0000 @Doc, now that is spot on! :)

By: Shra Mon, 10 Jan 2011 09:06:53 +0000 I can picture them right now in a 5th grade classroom of a posh school where the guys peek into the girl’s paper to get a pass…
imagining Hillary Clinton in her current avatar, only with pigtails… 😀

By: DoctorDoll Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:05:41 +0000 @Ifly:

1) No decisions have been made regarding this question. Congress will consider the findings of a taxpayer-funded study. That study will be funded as soon as the think tank owned by relatives of Congressional representatives responds to Congress’s query as to why human sweat stinks.

2) No decisions have been made in this regard. Congress is cautiously optimimistic that no country has nuclear weapons that the American voting public is aware of.

3.a) Congress has made no decisions in regard to alternative energies. Congress believes no alternative sources are necessary since there is an unlimited supply of fossil fuels and “global warming” is a mere myth. In any event, Congressional representatives are busy purchasing real estate where the new coastline of the United Startes will lie once the ice caps at the north and south poles melt.

3.b) Congress will fund a study at taxpayer expense to make the requisite calculations.

Bonus) Congress believes that statement was made by the same president who said: “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all the people some of the time, and you can fool all the people all of the time.” Congress will fund a study at taxpayer expense to ascertain the name of that president.

By: iflydaplanes Sun, 09 Jan 2011 15:52:36 +0000 @Spin, you would not make a good politician because you have noticed errors (whether intentional or not. Hey gimme credit, some of them might have been intentional! Ok fine they weren’t, I hang my head in shame. :p) and have submitted your answers and thoughts in a clear, concise manner. While your opinions might be well thought out and quite relevant you are fated to live under a government who might read question three and think “Does using alternative energies mean taking the Gulfstream III instead of the Gulfstream V on my next vacation? Cause the Gulfstream III only has the one mini bar which kinda sucks.”

By: AllThatJazz Sun, 09 Jan 2011 04:48:21 +0000 Awww. Mr Spam Filter liked my post so much he ate it!

By: iflydaplanes Fri, 07 Jan 2011 22:48:16 +0000 Ok settle down politicians it’s time for your test..

Question 1) If you only have $1 billion to spend but the budget calls for $1 trillion, how much will it cost to print the money needed to keep spending?

Question 2) If country A has 5000 new clee err weapons and country B has 3000, figure out the most strategic way to lose the least amount of your voter base should someone decide to push the button.

Question 3) Calculate your countries budget required to increase it’s use of alternative energies thereby decreasing it’s demand on fossil fuels.

Question 3a) Calculate the fuel burn of your private jet from your country to Hawaii.

Bonus Question: Define to the best of your ability the phrase “A government of the people, for the people, by the people.”

By: iflydaplanes Fri, 07 Jan 2011 18:20:10 +0000 Lunch Initiated Service and Beverage Ordering Automation. LISBOA.

By: Nosmo_King Fri, 07 Jan 2011 18:04:22 +0000 I thought Hillary was asking when Joe Biden was getting back with the doughnuts, and that Mr. President, once again, suddenly remembered that he hadn’t given poor old Joe any money.