Guess I need an intervention…
Blog Guy, can I work for your blog in some capacity?
You could be an interim intern.
May I ask some questions about the work?
Yes, I will answer your interim intern questions in turn.
What if you catch me stealing?
We will intern you. You will be an interned intern.
What if I stop moving while I’m interned?
If you’re inert, we will inter you.
Really? You inter inert interned interim interns?
Sure. Does interim interning interest you?
What sort of work is it?
Internet research. It’s an interim intern Internet job, unless you become an interred inert interned interim Internet intern.
I’ll take it. Who do you want me to do research on?
Pinter. Its an interim intern Pinter Internet job….
Left: Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky in a 1997 file photo. REUTERS/Defense Department/Handout
Right: Ordnance crew member handles an inert practice bomb on board the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier in the Gulf, February 8, 2003. REUTERS/John Schults