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Putting the goofy back in tennis
Blog Guy, may I ask a question about tennis?
I don’t see why not.
You used to show a lot of pictures of tennis players making goofy faces, but then I recall you got in big trouble for that. So I guess you can’t run those here anymore?
I was fully vindicated. When I stopped featuring goofy tennis faces in my blog, global interest in the sport plummeted.
People stopped going, they stopped watching. It turned out, goofy faces is what tennis is all about. So this week, tennis officials begged me to start using them again, and I agreed.
Above are a couple of brand new ones, courtesy of the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Enjoy.
Do you have any other tennis questions?
Sure. I’ve always heard that tennis players can’t eat bananas. Is that true?
Kevin Anderson of South Africa returns the ball to Andy Roddick of the U.S. during their men’s singles semi-final match at the Brisbane International tennis tournament, January 8, 2011. REUTERS/Daniel Munoz
Melanie Oudin of the U.S. returns a shot during her match against Maria Kirilenko of Russia at the Hong Kong Tennis Classic exhibition tournament January 6, 2011. REUTERS/Bobby Yip
Rafael Nadal of Spain eats a banana during the match against Nikolay Davydenko of Russia at the Qatar Open tennis tournament in Doha January 7, 2011. REUTERS/Jamal Saidi