News, but not the serious kind
Where else can you see stuff like this?
Blog Guy, it’s a new year, so that means your budget for setting up fantasy photos for readers has been replenished, right?
Yes, and Reuters gave me a whopping increase, so this year’s shots should be spectacular. Step right up and spend my money, sir.
Okay, I’m gonna want to see some world leaders doing weird stuff. First, I want the President of Venezuela doing a hand shadow puppet show.
Very creative idea! Here is Hugo Chavez doing a shark attack.
Wow, thanks! Next, I want the Italian Prime Minister pulling on his big rubbery lips.
You’re kind of a strange fellow, aren’t you? Okay, presenting Silvio Berlusconi and his rubbery lips. What next?
I want the Ivory Coast President to make his eyes bulge out real good.
Which contender, the old one or the new one?
I’ll take either one.
Okay, here’s the eye-popping Laurent Gbagbo! No other leading blog can come close to offering this kind of entertainment – I’d like to see FaithWorld try this!
My next one involves German Chancellor Angela Merkel, a live jellyfish, a pork chop and some Billy Bob teeth….
I’m sorry sir, there’s a three-shot limit per person. Please leave the tent and make room for the next reader.
Top: Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez speaks during a rally after the opening session of the National Assembly in Caracas January 5, 2011. REUTERS/Carlos Garcia Rawlins
Right: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi gestures at the lower house of parliament in Rome December 13, 2010. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi
Left: Ivory Coast’s President Laurent Gbagbo gestures during the ceremony of his official declaration as the candidate of his Ivorian Popular Front (FPI) party, in Abidjan October 9, 2010. REUTERS/Luc Gnago