News, but not the serious kind
From the design house to the outhouse…
Lamar, now that our fashion show is underway, please tell me you managed to keep costs down. I hope you didn’t throw away a lot of money on extravagances and luxury doodads.
We’re on the same page, Boss. I didn’t even rent an expensive backstage dressing room this time. Look out there, our models will just change outfits onstage.
What? In front of the audience? Who wants to see that?
Not to worry, Boss, I rented five Porta-Johns as on-stage changing rooms. They were dirt cheap, though I did have to pay a little for permission to dig holes in the stage.
Yikes! I hope you know what you’re doing, Lamar. Speaking of which, where’s our men’s room? It’s time for my daily constitutional, and I’ve got my sports section right here.
No problem, boss. I believe Dressing Room 101 is free for about 45 seconds. Try not to let the audience hear what you’re doing…
Models present creations from Filhas de Gaia’s collection during the Fashion Rio winter 2011 in Rio de Janeiro, January, 11, 2011. REUTERS/Bruno Domingos