News, but not the serious kind
Goofy beyond all words…
Blog Guy, recently I visited your popular Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, and I bought several of your academic treatises on goofy photography in your gift shop. I read them all, even your 600-page “Goofy Prehistoric Cave Paintings and Stuff like that.”
So what? We don’t give refunds. You can’t prove you bought that stuff at our museum, and besides, there’s no law against calling myself “Doctor” on the cover of some book.
No, I don’t want a refund, even though my health has never been quite right since I ate your doughnuts.
Then what do you want?
I just have a question. Every time you use a goofy photo in your blog, you make up funny stuff about it, like what you imagine is going on, and things like that.
And? What’s your question?
Is there any such thing as a photo that is SO perfectly, delightfully goofy that there’s nothing you could possibly say to make it funnier? Does such a picture exist on earth?
Kazakhstan’s Tourism and Sport minister Temirzhan Dosmukhanbetov (R) carries the flame of the Asian Winter Games after its arrival at Almaty airport, January 12, 2011. REUTERS/Shamil Zhumatov